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Old 06-25-09, 03:08 PM
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Favourite 'Office Space' Quotes.

Here is mine -> The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

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Old 06-25-09, 03:11 PM
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I always somehow end up saying this out of frustration to my employees after dealing with a difficult client:

"Why do they always blame ME because they are stupid??"
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Old 06-25-09, 03:18 PM
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Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.
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Old 06-25-09, 03:19 PM
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"I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."


Tom Root is a genius.
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Old 06-25-09, 03:36 PM
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Peter: "Lawrence? You awake?"
Lawrence: "Yeah."
P: "You wanna come over?"
L: "No thanks, man. I don't want you fuc|<ing up my life, too."
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Old 06-25-09, 03:50 PM
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Peter....watch out for your ********, bud.
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Old 06-25-09, 03:58 PM
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Michael: We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison!

My second favorite:

One of the Bobs: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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Old 06-25-09, 04:01 PM
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Bob : "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Peter : "I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob."
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Old 06-25-09, 04:06 PM
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There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Naha....nashe....naga....not-gonna-work here anymore anyway!

Two chicks at the same time!



I could go on and on, LOVE that movie.
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Old 06-25-09, 04:22 PM
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Not a quote, but what a hell of an awesome scene.

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"PC Load Letter"? What the **** does that mean?
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Joanna: You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
Stan (Manager): Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.
Joanna: Yeah. You know what, yeah, I do. I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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Old 06-25-09, 05:35 PM
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"......burn the building to the ground........"
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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

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Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
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Originally Posted by alleng View Post
"......burn the building to the ground........"
ftw!
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"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
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Originally Posted by ehidle View Post
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, JUST a moment!"
This!

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sounds like someone has the case of the MONDAYS
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<--(see avatar): Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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