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Old 07-24-09, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
On a side note...that guy looks really, really unhappy. She's probably a handful to deal with.
Maybe she's down.
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Old 07-24-09, 03:02 PM
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What...

the..

F...???
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Old 07-24-09, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by impostor71 View Post
What...

the..

F...???
What's so weird about a 40-something guy falling in love with a pillow featuring a drawing of a pre-teen girl in a skimpy bikini from a porno video game?

Prude.
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Old 07-24-09, 07:23 PM
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he's 'only' 37

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Old 07-24-09, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
I'm really hoping that pillowcase is washable.


purrrfect!
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Old 07-24-09, 07:28 PM
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WTF he looks much older than that.

Also, pedo is a pedo.

Pedobear approves.
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Old 07-24-09, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by x136 View Post
What's so weird about a 40-something guy falling in love with a pillow featuring a drawing of a pre-teen girl in a skimpy bikini from a porno video game?

Prude.
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Old 07-24-09, 10:50 PM
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You know what they say. No matter how good they look, someone somewhere is sick of her ****.

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Old 07-25-09, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
WTF he looks much older than that.

Also, pedo is a pedo.

Pedobear approves.
Nah Pedobear doesn't approve of that ****....

He's into the youngin's, not the creepy crawlie's in Mom's basement and such
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Old 07-25-09, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
WTF he looks much older than that.

Also, pedo is a pedo.

Pedobear approves.
I dunno, I tend to draw a distinction between someone who sleeps with a pillow as opposed to actually sleeping with children. A lot of guys like it when girls dress up like schoolgirls, but that's not pedophilia either. Hell, most of you Foosters acted like Michael Jackson was the Second Coming, and whether or not he molested those kids, he did sleep next to them, and even his sick old ass wasn't a pedophile, apparently according to this forum.

My point is that's a pretty serious charge, best to leave it to people who have actually done something wrong, no matter how busted they seem.
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Old 07-25-09, 11:57 AM
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You have a ****** signature. Your opinion is null and void you buggerer of boys!
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Old 07-25-09, 12:40 PM
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The link is to the Filipino Thriller dancers.
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Old 07-25-09, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Spreggy View Post
You know what they say. No matter how good they look, someone somewhere is sick of her ****.

"Show me a pretty woman and I'll show you a man tired of ****ing her"
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Old 07-25-09, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
You have a ****** signature. Your opinion is null and void you buggerer of boys!
It's a litmus test for a sense of humor. Sorry, bro.
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Old 07-25-09, 03:07 PM
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I'm not a "bro"
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Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
I'm not a "bro"


He loves boys. He's projecting.
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Old 07-25-09, 03:12 PM
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Lol!
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Old 07-25-09, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
I wonder what their kids would look like.
...you just had to ask, didn't you?
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Old 07-25-09, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
Or an armful. Maybe she's just not on the same level with him intellectually.
On the other hand, maybe she is...

I'm actually serious here. This looks like an even worse substitute for real human interaction than World of Warcraft.
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Isn't this the country that brought out vending-machines where you can buy women's used panties???
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I worked as a writing tutor when I was in college, and there a lot of Japanese students at the college I went to. One girl was telling me about maid cafes and it really added to my perception of Japanese people as a little bit . . . off.

I was telling her how I thought the Japanese were into fantasy in a way Americans aren't, and she started trying to tell me about a restaurant she went to that was fantasy for Americans. She couldn't remember the name, so she drew the logo out on a piece of paper:

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Old 07-26-09, 07:17 PM
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Well....seeing as that Japanese body pillow girlfriends are probably going to be the only girlfriends I ever have................
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