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Old 08-27-13, 05:47 PM
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His pickup line is "Hey, watch!" and then he licks his unibrow.
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Old 08-27-13, 06:29 PM
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He spends a lot of time explaining that his tongue, while stubby, is perfectly functional.
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Old 08-27-13, 07:10 PM
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..........stubby. Boy, does that bring back some memories. That was his nickname in junior high after the first day of gym class..
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Old 08-27-13, 07:40 PM
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..........stubby. Boy, does that bring back some memories. That was his nickname in junior high after the first day of gym class..
Didn't understand why diving for the soap in the boys room shower was such a big deal, he'd lunge for it almost every time....
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Old 08-27-13, 07:51 PM
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Hasn't showered for years after that incident when 3a lunged in 10th grade. Sthcared him, 3 a was SO fierthe!
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Old 08-27-13, 08:21 PM
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he was homeschooled by his aunt debbie
he married her when he turned 18
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Old 08-27-13, 08:45 PM
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.......has recently been absent here because of incarceration.
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Old 08-27-13, 09:01 PM
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Yells "Attica! Attica! Attica!" when he stands in line at the grocery store.
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Old 08-27-13, 10:24 PM
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Starred in 'Orange is the new black' as one of the characters taking a shower.
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Old 08-27-13, 11:02 PM
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a christian rocker, named buddy, i met in rehab when i was jonesin' like a lab rat. said i could stay at his place for a few days.
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Old 08-28-13, 06:48 AM
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Has a favorite saying, "You can take the rat out of the lab, but you can't take the lab out of the rat."

I always wonder if he's talking about a dog and a rodent or what...
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still looking for his long lost brother... 'ahsposnot'...
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Old 08-28-13, 08:56 AM
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University studies prove that trsidn® not only stops post nasal drip but is highly effective in reducing fungal infections.
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Old 08-28-13, 09:07 AM
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his body has been the host for so many fungi
that he is beginning to think he is a fun guy
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Old 08-28-13, 11:34 AM
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He prefers fungi over spirochetes any day.
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Old 08-28-13, 04:16 PM
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Has a parakeet with spirochetes.
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Old 08-28-13, 04:30 PM
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He has more than a pair of feet.
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Old 08-28-13, 06:07 PM
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Is unreasonably proud of her pair of kidneys.
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Knows for a fact that she has a pair.
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Wishes he had a pair down there and up there.
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Finishes each weekend covered in tranny fluid. Is not a mechanic.
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Ski, bike and wish I was gay.
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you're a degenerate ... sadistic old man! and you can go to hell before i apologize to you ever again!
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Hides his candy.
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we once had a little brother like him.
but when we found out he was an idiot, we drowned him.
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has the pictures to prove it..
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