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Randochap 09-06-09 01:13 PM

Post a lie about the poster above
Give 'er.

And it better not be true :)

Luddite 09-06-09 01:19 PM

^ Is a nun.

AEO 09-06-09 01:21 PM

flew 2,530 combat missions and successfully attacked many tanks, trains, ships, and other ground targets, claiming a total of 2,000 targets destroyed - including 800 vehicles, 519 tanks, 150 artillery guns, a destroyer, two cruisers, one Soviet battleship, 70 landing craft, 4 armored trains, several bridges and nine aircraft.

jgedwa 09-06-09 01:41 PM


Plays Risk like Richard Simmons.

Luddite 09-06-09 01:42 PM

Is actually Clint Eastwood.

Big_e 09-06-09 01:48 PM

Holds up banks as a hobby.

Luddite 09-06-09 01:54 PM

Man, I'd be rich then...

The above poster is actually a bicycle helmet.

jgedwa 09-06-09 01:57 PM


Fills his pockets with pebbles and walks slowly back and forth in front of coffee shops.

AEO 09-06-09 02:02 PM

is actually a zombie Lincoln.

Luddite 09-06-09 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by jgedwa (Post 9624728)

Fills his pockets with pebbles and walks slowly back and forth in front of coffee shops.

double lie. I'm a girl.

jgedwa 09-06-09 02:07 PM


No he isn't

Snicklefritz 09-06-09 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by jgedwa (Post 9624772)

No he isn't

Likes to crochet

AEO 09-06-09 02:19 PM

lives in a land where bicycle rides you!

sanjose13 09-06-09 02:21 PM

is george w. bush

jgedwa 09-06-09 02:22 PM


Has a crush on Georgie.

p.s., this actually is true of me:


Originally Posted by Snicklefritz (Post 9624802)
Likes to crochet

Wordbiker 09-06-09 02:24 PM

Is amazingly well-endowed.

sanjose13 09-06-09 02:24 PM

likes to steal old dirty underwear.

Randochap 09-06-09 02:25 PM

rides a bike with bullhorns

sanjose13 09-06-09 02:26 PM

doesnt ride bikes. in fact he hates bikes

jgedwa 09-06-09 02:29 PM

Says he made out with my sister at Prom. I do not have a sister, at least in the sense that would make his claim be metaphysically possible.


p.s. So far everything written about me has been true.

Luddite 09-06-09 02:30 PM

likes to ride a broom.

AEO 09-06-09 02:32 PM

has a toyota pickup truck.

Wordbiker 09-06-09 02:38 PM

Doesn't like cross-dressing.

Randochap 09-06-09 03:06 PM

rides a cock-horse.

patentcad 09-06-09 03:17 PM

is the Holy Order of the Sisters of Dura Achee swimming champ.

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