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Old 12-07-09, 12:28 PM
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Tiger is now up to 7

You gotta admit, this one is a GOOD one.
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Old 12-07-09, 12:31 PM
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Well, if your gonna go and do that, it might as well be with some talent.
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Old 12-07-09, 12:33 PM
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How long until some Fooster shows up on the list? It just keeps growing...
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Old 12-07-09, 12:37 PM
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I don't get it. I think Tiger is pretty damned ugly, how the hell does he get so much tail?

Oh wait, it's the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ in his bank account, how stupid of me.
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Old 12-07-09, 12:40 PM
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It thinks its incredible that, given the guy is worth a billion dollars, that people would be saying the SNL skit was insensitive. It was RIGHT on the mark.
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Old 12-07-09, 12:42 PM
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Wait, did you say a BILLION?! How the hell did that happen? Sponsorships from Nike et al?
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Old 12-07-09, 12:59 PM
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What is par on the PGA Mistress course?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 12-07-09, 01:01 PM
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What is par on the PGA Mistress course?
Par? I's say he was trying to string together a bunch of hole in ones.
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that deserves a golf clap, something that Tiger may well have been spreading world wide it appears^
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 12-07-09, 01:09 PM
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I don't get it. I think Tiger is pretty damned ugly, how the hell does he get so much tail?
there realy is only one reply to this post, and here it is:

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I think it's vulgar/inappropriate/creepy/something. Worse than actual nudity.
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Oh wait, it's the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ in his bank account,
jealous, much?

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how stupid of me.
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Old 12-07-09, 01:12 PM
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there realy(sic) is only one reply to this post, and here it is:

I'm botto and I'm jealous of Tiger cause I haven't gotten laid for years.


fify.
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Golf is a gentle person's sport.
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In a little in a lot.
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You, the possibilities for puns - and getting perm banned - in this thread are endless.
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honest, your honor. he said he just needed his balls washed and his putter fluttered. i thought it was innocent!
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Old 12-07-09, 01:46 PM
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This isn't really newsworthy until bodog.com sets the O/U line.

I'm down for 16.

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I'm jealous of Tiger because it's going to take me 2 months, and 5 days before I can afford a flight to Denver.
fify.

i'll skip the obvious crude parts. that's more your style.
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Golf is a gentle person's sport.
How do you explain my playing it then?
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The Vegas Betting line is 9 for the over/under, err, opps. Don't take that the wrong way. I guess I should have said more than 9 mistresses or less.

I wonder if Tiger is gonna reach the Billion mark now that his coat isn't quite so shiny? But after $100mil., does it really matter?
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Who really shives a git?
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Who really shives a git?
those women....their share of the tiger pie keeps getting smaller and smaller pretty quickly
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those women....their share of the tiger pie keeps getting smaller and smaller pretty quickly
And, of course, he likely reassured each one they were getting the largest and most exclusive slice.

Talk about insecurity.

In my view, either stick with the woman you've got, or, do the divorce, pay her off, and go have the fun you believe you are entitled to. I've never understood why so many sports superstars (or anyone else, for that matter) are in such huge hurries to get married.
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those women....their share of the tiger pie keeps getting smaller and smaller pretty quickly
He's really been working on his slice.
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And, of course, he likely reassured each one they were getting the largest and most exclusive slice.

Talk about insecurity.

In my view, either stick with the woman you've got, or, do the divorce, pay her off, and go have the fun you believe you are entitled to. I've never understood why so many sports superstars (or anyone else, for that matter) are in such huge hurries to get married.
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He's really been working on his slice.

Afte Lorena Bobbit, I try not to use the word slice in situations like this.
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Who really shives a git?
crusty the canadian clown.
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