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Old 12-09-09, 01:17 PM
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86 year old man

A 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up....

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you
think about that Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
"One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun....
As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge."
"He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'....
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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Old 12-09-09, 01:23 PM
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I can only guess you posted this here cause you think MV is the other shooter
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Old 12-09-09, 02:11 PM
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This is MV in REAL LIFE.


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I can only guess you posted this here cause you think MV is the other shooter
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- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
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Old 12-09-09, 03:50 PM
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A man visits his Dr. for the results of his physical. "I have good news and I have bad news," the Doctor told him. "The bad news is you have only six months to live."



"Gah! What's the good news?" asked the patient.

The Dr. replied "I finally scored with my nurse!"
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Please go there...and leave us alone....troll.
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Good, but it belongs in the jokes forum.
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Please go there...and leave us alone....troll.
find a new tune, slaphead.

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Originally Posted by jccaclimber View Post
Good, but it belongs in the jokes forum.
actually it was great! and it belongs riiiiiiiiight here.
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Originally Posted by jccaclimber View Post
Good, but it belongs in the jokes forum.
correct
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