Go Back  Bike Forums > The Lounge > Foo
Reload this Page >

Post your Fortune Cookie message

Foo Off-Topic chit chat with no general subject.

Post your Fortune Cookie message

Reply

Old 12-10-09, 12:33 PM
  #1  
phyko
Wheelnut
Thread Starter
 
phyko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 89

Bikes: Fuji feather, Dahon Boardwalk S1

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 25 Post(s)
Post your Fortune Cookie message

When you get Chinese food or any place that gives you a fortune cookie, post the fortune that you got. Also, the food you got, since this make a big difference. Also, you can play the fortune cookie game by adding "in bed" at the end of the fortune.

I got:
"Be patient, pleasant and open and you will see more truths" (in bed)

I had sweet and sour chicken.
phyko is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 01:00 PM
  #2  
phyko
Wheelnut
Thread Starter
 
phyko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 89

Bikes: Fuji feather, Dahon Boardwalk S1

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 25 Post(s)
I just got another one:

"you fail at starting threads"

lol
phyko is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 01:05 PM
  #3  
Shadiyah
KombuchaCHIC
 
Shadiyah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SLC,UT
Posts: 496

Bikes: Santa Cruz Juliana, 2005 Bianchi Pista

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
"You're getting lucky tonight"

Shadiyah is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 01:11 PM
  #4  
phyko
Wheelnut
Thread Starter
 
phyko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 89

Bikes: Fuji feather, Dahon Boardwalk S1

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 25 Post(s)
are you really a belly dancer? if so, hubba hubba.
phyko is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 01:13 PM
  #5  
Shadiyah
KombuchaCHIC
 
Shadiyah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SLC,UT
Posts: 496

Bikes: Santa Cruz Juliana, 2005 Bianchi Pista

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Yes, I really am. That was MY fortune I read, btw.
Shadiyah is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 01:19 PM
  #6  
SonataInFSharp
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 176
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Isn't the "in bed" thing so 1986?
SonataInFSharp is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 01:37 PM
  #7  
phyko
Wheelnut
Thread Starter
 
phyko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 89

Bikes: Fuji feather, Dahon Boardwalk S1

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 25 Post(s)
Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
Yes, I really am. That was MY fortune I read, btw.
Oh...

J/k. I knew it was your fortune. Still think its cool that you belly dance.


Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
Isn't the "in bed" thing so 1986?
Yes. and it is also "So 2009". Fortune cookie games are cyclical.
phyko is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 01:44 PM
  #8  
KingTermite 
On my TARDIScycle!
 
KingTermite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
Posts: 3,925

Bikes: Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5 Post(s)
(in bed)
__________________
Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
- it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.
KingTermite is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 01:51 PM
  #9  
Dr Fu Manchu
Bike Ninja
 
Dr Fu Manchu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Alexandria, VA
Posts: 201

Bikes: Eighth Inch Scrambler V2, Scott Sub 20

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
bwahahaha
Dr Fu Manchu is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 01:55 PM
  #10  
RUOkie
Scarlet Knight
 
RUOkie's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: In a Haggard Song
Posts: 11,265

Bikes: 2009 ORBEA Onix Rival. 2012 Felt Breed, 1999 Raleigh 500

Mentioned: 24 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 278 Post(s)
RUOkie is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 02:03 PM
  #11  
UnsafeAlpine
Domestic Domestique
 
UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,742

Bikes: Brand New Old Catamount! Schwinn Homegrown, Specialized FSR, Salsa Vaya, Salsa Chile Con Crosso

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5 Post(s)
Use "Except in bed" for an even more awesome laugh.
UnsafeAlpine is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 02:06 PM
  #12  
ModoVincere
Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour
 
ModoVincere's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,675
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
"You're getting lucky tonight"

I got the same one! Wonder what that means?
__________________
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
ModoVincere is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 02:12 PM
  #13  
UnsafeAlpine
Domestic Domestique
 
UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,742

Bikes: Brand New Old Catamount! Schwinn Homegrown, Specialized FSR, Salsa Vaya, Salsa Chile Con Crosso

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5 Post(s)
As an example. "A thrilling time is in your immediate future." (Except in bed)
UnsafeAlpine is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 02:13 PM
  #14  
UnsafeAlpine
Domestic Domestique
 
UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,742

Bikes: Brand New Old Catamount! Schwinn Homegrown, Specialized FSR, Salsa Vaya, Salsa Chile Con Crosso

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5 Post(s)
Originally Posted by phyko View Post
"Be patient, pleasant and open and you will see more truths."
Except in bed.
UnsafeAlpine is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 02:15 PM
  #15  
bigbenaugust 
always rides with luggage
 
bigbenaugust's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: KIGX
Posts: 2,101

Bikes: 2007 Trek SU100, 2009 Fantom CX, 2012 Fantom Cross Uno, Bakfiets

Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 237 Post(s)
Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
I got the same one! Wonder what that means?
It means you bought a 50-ft container full of fortune cookies with the exact same fortune and strategically distributed them!
__________________
--Ben
2006 Trek SU100, 2009 Motobecane Fantom CX, 2011 Motobecane Fantom Cross Uno, and a Bakfiets
Previously: 2000 Trek 4500 (2000-2003), 2003 Novara Randonee (2003-2006), 2003 Giant Rainier (2003-2008), 2005 Xootr Swift (2005-2007), 2007 Nashbar 1x9 (2007-2011), 2011 Windsor Shetland (2011-2014), 2008 Citizen Folder (2015)
Non-Bike hardware: MX Linux / BunsenLabs Linux / Raspbian / Mac OS 10.6 / Android 7
bigbenaugust is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 02:46 PM
  #16  
Tom Stormcrowe
Out fishing with Annie on his lap, a cigar in one hand and a ginger ale in the other, watching the sunset.
 
Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: South Florida
Posts: 16,126

Bikes: Techna Wheelchair and a Sun EZ 3 Recumbent Trike

Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
"Your mortgage, your wife, your mistress and your daschund are all a month overdue"
__________________
. “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant
Tom Stormcrowe is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 04:08 PM
  #17  
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Posts: 6,163

Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa

Mentioned: 8 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 22 Post(s)



why am I still hungry?
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-09, 05:53 PM
  #18  
DancesWithGolf
Junior Member
 
DancesWithGolf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Milpitas, CA
Posts: 14

Bikes: 2009 Trek 7.2

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
A friend of mine was in charge of a project code named 'Mocha'. Someone printed out a fortune 'Mocha is doomed!' and slipped it into a fortune cookie. He made sure that my friend got that cookie at a chinese restuarant. My friend looked like someone had punched him in the stomach.
DancesWithGolf is offline  
Reply With Quote

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service