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Old 01-01-10, 11:57 AM
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Here's what happens when you don't use public restrooms: Worse Possible Date Ever!!!.

EXTREMELY NSFW - Poo, Pee, Graphic depictions and Illustrations. You have been warned...
I hate it when that happens...
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Old 01-04-10, 09:23 AM
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bump, or is it a dump in this case?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Oh, and I almost forgot, I am searching for a word for that uncomfortable dance one does if he runs into someone as he is entering or leaving the bathroom.
Critical loaf mass jingle?
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Old 01-04-10, 10:15 AM
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I can't poop at work at the moment. The water has been frozen since Sunday. (It got down to -8 or some such crazy thing here yesterday)
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Old 01-04-10, 10:31 AM
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I usually take a dump in the physics building. However, sometimes it's nice to walk around campus and deuce in the building of an inferior field of study like business or art. I like to spread it around. I've contemplated printing out a campus map and marking off buildings that I've defiled.
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Old 01-04-10, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by FlatMaster View Post
I usually take a dump in the physics building. However, sometimes it's nice to walk around campus and deuce in the building of an inferior field of study like business or art. I like to spread it around. I've contemplated printing out a campus map and marking off buildings that I've defiled.
that is an awesome idea! I might just have to do that as well. TAKE THAT LIBERAL ARTS! =D
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Old 01-04-10, 11:48 AM
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I can't poop at work at the moment. The water has been frozen since Sunday. (It got down to -8 or some such crazy thing here yesterday)
If the water in the bowl is frozen, you'll need a new throne. If it's simply the supply water, all you need are a few buckets of clean water and a friendly neighbor. Make sure the supply is shut off for the inevitable thaw.

Good luck with your feculent adventures.
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Old 01-04-10, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post


Oh, and I almost forgot, I am searching for a word for that uncomfortable dance one does if he runs into someone as he is entering or leaving the bathroom. So far, all I have come up with is "void rage", which I feel is a bit too strong.
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Get some fiber therapy going folks. You'll then be like clockwork within the first 30 minutes of getting up never to worry about said topic again!
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Originally Posted by Gilla Gorilla View Post
that is an awesome idea! I might just have to do that as well. TAKE THAT LIBERAL ARTS! =D
I'm pretty sure i've taken care of chemistry several times, education, psychology, art, vet school, wilderness science, pharmacy, registrar, library... You see why I need a map to keep track of this.
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Get some fiber therapy going folks. You'll then be like clockwork within the first 30 minutes of getting up never to worry about said topic again!
Just use rye flour for all baking. You'll be ****tin' like a pack mule.
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The Plop Trot.
Ding ding ding!!!!! Winner!!!!
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Old 01-04-10, 01:43 PM
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I was thinking of the Brown Tube Waltz
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Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 01-04-10, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
I was thinking of the Brown Tube Waltz
Why is it that every time you (and ONLY you) post, I get 8 emails telling me there's a new reply to a topic I've posted to?
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Old 01-04-10, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by PlatyPius View Post
Why is it that every time you (and ONLY you) post, I get 8 emails telling me there's a new reply to a topic I've posted to?
I have absolutely no idea, as I do not subscribe to any threads. I would look into your account settings and deselect email notifications and/or contact a site administrator, like Siu Blue Wind or Tom Stormcrowe.
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Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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