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Old 02-05-10, 12:27 PM
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What is wrong with these people?



19 kids and counting and they're all "J" named. Good lord...
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Old 02-05-10, 12:30 PM
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What? you would prefer all begin with "M"?
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Old 02-05-10, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post

19 kids and counting and they're all "J" named. Good lord...

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Man, his chick must really put out.

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Old 02-05-10, 12:35 PM
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Man, his chick must really put out.

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or she's really fertile.
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Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
Man, his chick must really put out.

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The youngest 2 are less than 12 months apart...
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Old 02-05-10, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
The youngest 2 are less than 12 months apart...
Yup, she's a Hillary_2016.

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Old 02-05-10, 12:44 PM
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Somebody ought to tell them what's causing it.
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I hate Breeders and Religious Nuts almost equally. Luckily, these people are both, so there isn't much of a conflict.
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Old 02-05-10, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post


19 kids and counting and they're all "J" named. Good lord...
Their theological views aside, they look like good stock. 19 and they are all healthy, no catastrophic genetic disorders, hell, not even one pair glasses and it looks like they are going to keep their hair. I can think of worse thing that's happening to humanity than an influx of a good strong gene line.
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Old 02-05-10, 12:59 PM
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That cello looks like the brand I distribute. Maybe there's an interesting endorsement deal to be made.
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Old 02-05-10, 01:06 PM
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I need to add more squirrells, don't I?

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Originally Posted by Spreggy View Post
That cello looks like the brand I distribute. Maybe there's an interesting endorsement deal to be made.
you can tell that from that photo?
I need new eyes.
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
I need to add more squirrells, don't I?

That was strange. Your other link to the pop up squirrel thread happened just before <3 2 Ride's mom turned on their T.V. show...
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Old 02-05-10, 01:25 PM
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Boy and girl in the brown shirt with the guitar. I suspect shenanigans with them. No one can like their sibling that much if they had that many brothers and sisters.
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Boy and girl in the brown shirt with the guitar. I suspect shenanigans with them. No one can like their sibling that much if they had that many brothers and sisters.
She married into the family...she aint a sis....but from her looks, she could be a cousin.
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Boy and girl in the brown shirt with the guitar. I suspect shenanigans with them. No one can like their sibling that much if they had that many brothers and sisters.
Heck, they might have just met. It is easy to get lost in a crowd.
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Heck, they might have just met. It is easy to get lost in a crowd.
That'd be funny if they were both out and met eachother for the first time and realized they were siblings.
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That cello looks like the brand I distribute. Maybe there's an interesting endorsement deal to be made.
I can haz Cello?
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They are single-handedly overpopulating the planet?
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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
The youngest 2 are less than 12 months apart...
The youngest was born about 3.5 months premature by emergency c-section when the mother had
health issues. From what doctors have been saying, she might have to stop at 19.

At first I thought they were just being prolific, but then after they got their TV show the babies seemed to come more often. I don't know how you can spend quality time with that many children so close in age.
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Originally Posted by PlatyPius View Post
I hate Breeders and Religious Nuts almost equally. Luckily, these people are both, so there isn't much of a conflict.


They're just like all the rest of those religious nuts you see on TV, they're making big dollars for themselves with religion. on another note, I bet she can't walk three paces without her uterus popping out onto the floor!
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I can haz Cello?
For the right price, you can haz anything. Tude would sell you Couchy for the right money I bet.

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you can tell that from that photo?
I need new eyes.
It's the outline and the varnish that look oh so familiar, I can't see the finer bits either.
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Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
The youngest was born about 3.5 months premature by emergency c-section when the mother had
health issues. From what doctors have been saying, she might have to stop at 19.

At first I thought they were just being prolific, but then after they got their TV show the babies seemed to come more often. I don't know how you can spend quality time with that many children so close in age.
I think there's some serious mental issues when you start having that many kids. My guess is the quality time is spent with the babies and less so when they start getting older. Even if the last was born on time, the second to last would only have been 15 months old. That's crazy.
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19 kids and counting ...
They have the strings covered. Now they need to work on the woodwinds and the brass.
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