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Old 09-01-11, 11:41 AM
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You people in Ohio

are weird.
http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/...ies-found.html
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Old 09-01-11, 12:17 PM
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They'll probably examine skid marks at the scene. A lot of info can be gathered from skid marks.
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Old 09-01-11, 12:17 PM
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I'm sorry, but after all these years of boinking everything that moves and keeping their panties as trophies, my wife finally put her foot down and made me clean out my trophy room. I still have to dump another load before she'll give me my balls back.
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Old 09-01-11, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
I'm sorry, but after all these years of boinking everything that moves and keeping their panties as trophies, my wife finally put her foot down and made me clean out my trophy room. I still have to dump another load before she'll give me my balls back.
some big panties there.
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Old 09-01-11, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
I'm sorry, but after all these years of boinking everything that moves and keeping their panties as trophies, my wife finally put her foot down and made me clean out my trophy room. I still have to dump another load before she'll give me my balls back.
Why was your wife boinking guys in panties?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 09-01-11, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
Why was your wife boinking guys in panties?
a better question would be how would someone, anyone, boink a guy in panties? Obviously your wife took off your panties first, right?
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Old 09-01-11, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
a better question would be how would someone, anyone, boink a guy in panties? Obviously your wife took off your panties first, right?
My wife does not wear my panties, so there!
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 09-02-11, 10:24 AM
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What do you mean YOU people in Ohio?

I was raised there....so knock it off!!

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Old 09-02-11, 10:35 AM
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^Did you lose something there?
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Old 09-02-11, 10:46 AM
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So wasteful. I could use some new underwear.
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Old 09-02-11, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
My wife does not wear my panties, so there!
crap, so who's panties have I been sniffing while reading this thread! OMG, THEY'RE YOURS! I thought they smelled more like 6-month old chili than fish.
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Old 09-02-11, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
^Did you lose something there?
if she lost her mind she'd still be here...
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Old 09-02-11, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
^Did you lose something there?
On your way out? Those can't all be Chips!
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Old 09-02-11, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
What do you mean YOU people in Ohio?

I was raised there....so knock it off!!

So, this is a confession?
What size do you wear? We need to verify if these are yours.
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Old 09-02-11, 11:38 AM
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I'll never sniff and tell
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Old 09-02-11, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
if she lost her mind she'd still be here...
'Tis true.....Holla from the 330 area code!!!!
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Old 09-02-11, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
So, this is a confession?
What size do you wear? We need to verify if these are yours.
Wear? I paint them on with chocolate and add sprinkles
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"......The panties appeared to not be used, but they were not in their packaging, Barry reported....." -http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2011/08/31/lancaster-panties-found.html

What so weird about that? The panties were probably not even used. It looks like some store went out of business (not surprising nowadays) and just dumped their stock. Many times women's unwrapped undergarments are displayed in bins for the customers to dig through at discounter's stores.

Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
You people in Ohio are weird.
I am glad that my father did not live to see that too. He was born and raised there.

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Old 09-03-11, 09:45 PM
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I've seen this before on smaller scale. A clothes store goes out of business and donates everything @ the local thrift store. But by law, local thrift store can't accept underwear, new or used, so it gets dumped. Sometimes if just left outside (technically dumped) but accessible for any people in need passing by to grab some. Then some teenagers come along ...
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