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echo 10-27-11 09:16 AM

...Sperm bike?
 
Sperm transport at it's finest! :lol:

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/132672893.html

dcrowell 10-27-11 09:53 AM

I carry my sperm in it's normal place... right above the saddle.

mikeybikes 10-27-11 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by dcrowell (Post 13419816)
I carry my sperm in it's normal place... right above the saddle.

I tried that too, but I can never seem to keep it from over flowing.

dcrowell 10-27-11 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by mikeybikes (Post 13420706)
I tried that too, but I can never seem to keep it from over flowing.

You'll only spill a bit at a time.

moondance57 10-27-11 06:35 PM


Originally Posted by dcrowell (Post 13421093)
You'll only spill a bit at a time.

10 cc
A Lovin' Spoonful

gitarzan 10-27-11 07:56 PM


The Seattle Sperm Bank says it pays $60 for each viable sample.
There was a time in my youth when I could have made several hundred bucks a day.

echo 10-27-11 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by gitarzan (Post 13422210)
There was a time in my youth when I could have made several hundred bucks a day.

Lol! I hear that! :lol:

MillCreek 10-27-11 08:59 PM

I am good for $ 180-240 per week these days, if Ms. MillCreek is with the program.

ilikebikes 10-28-11 08:37 AM


Originally Posted by MillCreek (Post 13422439)
I am good for $ 180-240 per week these days, if Ms. MillCreek is with the program.

You"ve just exposed yourself to the FOO sickos!

dcrowell 10-28-11 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by MillCreek (Post 13422439)
I am good for $ 180-240 per week these days, if Ms. MillCreek is with the program.

Damn. I could have been RICH by now.

colorider 10-28-11 11:36 AM

Guess it's not a fixie

mikeybikes 10-28-11 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by gitarzan (Post 13422210)
There was a time in my youth when I could have made several hundred bucks a day.

Man, I could make my living off of that.

jsharr 10-28-11 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by MillCreek (Post 13422439)
I am good for $ 180-240 per week these days, if Ms. MillCreek is with the program.


Is she helping you make the collection rounds now? I like that ya'll found something you can do together.

20grit 10-28-11 02:39 PM

Hmmm... one of the few times in life rubber actually doesn't keep sperm from going somewhere and actually serves to aid in its movement.

jdon 10-28-11 03:56 PM

You guys are talking like this legitimate "action". Clearly, you need to get laid. :)

dcrowell 10-28-11 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by jdon (Post 13425552)
...Clearly, you need to get laid. :)

Clearly, I do. I would assume most of us posting here do.

patentcad 10-28-11 07:12 PM

Come again?

dcrowell 10-28-11 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13426088)
Come again?

Yes please.

MillCreek 10-28-11 10:57 PM


Originally Posted by jdon (Post 13425552)
You guys are talking like this legitimate "action". Clearly, you need to get laid. :)

Ms. MillCreek came through for me at 0530 this morning. :D

dcrowell 10-29-11 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by MillCreek (Post 13426744)
Ms. MillCreek came through for me at 0530 this morning. :D

I'm not sure 5:30 is worth it. Maybe I'm just too old.

fishymamba 10-29-11 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by MillCreek (Post 13422439)
I am good for $ 180-240 per week these days, if Ms. MillCreek is with the program.

I should sign up for that. Can 16 year olds apply :D

fishymamba 10-29-11 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by dcrowell (Post 13426025)
Clearly, I do. I would assume most of us posting here do.

here here


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