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Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 12:16 PM

Ask Da Stoned Admin About the Great Fart Raffle
 
Well, given that I had surgery, and that I am absolutely ripped on dilaudid, I'm running a raffle of sorts. Since I had colon surgery, closest time guess on when I fart gets a free Titanium Membership. That fart signifies that I can eat after surgery......so it's important!:twitchy:

20grit 03-05-12 12:17 PM

First fart will be at 2:00 pm Thursday.

jsharr 03-05-12 12:18 PM

How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?

Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 12:19 PM

Oh, if you already have Ti, you can gift it out......and I hope I fart sooner! No offense....p

Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 13934019)
How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?


They'll have to take my word for it.

aRoudy1 03-05-12 12:27 PM

9:30 am 6 Mar

mikeybikes 03-05-12 12:31 PM

8:30pm 5 Mar.

UnsafeAlpine 03-05-12 12:31 PM

What if you're asleep when it happens?

Mar 5, 11:30 pm.

Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine (Post 13934094)
What if you're asleep when it happens?

Mar 5, 11:30 pm.

I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.

Barrettscv 03-05-12 12:37 PM

March 5th in the PM, 30 minutes after you consume your prescribed "dinner".

UnsafeAlpine 03-05-12 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe (Post 13934103)
I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.

:twitchy:

Glad the surgery went well, Tom. Heal up well.

RubenX 03-05-12 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine (Post 13934094)
What if you're asleep when it happens?

Mar 5, 11:30 pm.

Fan the covers after wake up. I guess March 05 @ 3:30pm.

Allen 03-05-12 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe (Post 13934103)
I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.

Are you saying you now have a built in Zounds air horn?

ModoVincere 03-05-12 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 13934019)
How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?

remember that "art" video? :innocent:

ModoVincere 03-05-12 12:43 PM

2:15 pm today.

unterhausen 03-05-12 12:47 PM

3:13 am, 6 march

bigbenaugust 03-05-12 12:59 PM

9am, 6 March. And it's going to hurt.

UnsafeAlpine 03-05-12 01:02 PM

I'd just like to say that I'd prefer you post the time of your fart and let the non-stoned people figure out the closest. :P

StupidlyBrave 03-05-12 02:11 PM

Even if it's a wafer-thin mint?

StupidlyBrave 03-05-12 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine (Post 13934126)
:twitchy:

Glad the surgery went well, Tom. Heal up well.

+1

black_box 03-05-12 02:28 PM

4:20pm today. Don't forget the lighter.

himespau 03-05-12 02:36 PM

Whenever you get hungry enough to say "screw it" and decide you need to eat.

For actual votes, I guess I'll go with 11:23 am March 6.

no1mad 03-05-12 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllenG (Post 13934132)
Are you saying you now have a built in Zounds air horn?

Naw, just giving everybody fair warning to anyone who tries to draft off of him.

My guess is 1623 on March 5

jsharr 03-05-12 03:31 PM

Right after he gets the cute nurse to pull his finger.

Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 03:52 PM

1733, today.....the fart occurred! (5:33 PM)

UA is the closest afterward that I can see...

Who would you like to gift the Ti to?

no1mad 03-05-12 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe (Post 13935078)
1733, today.....the fart occurred! (5:33 PM)

UA is the closest afterward that I can see...

Who would you like to gift the Ti to?

You are wasted- take a look at what time you posted this.

Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe (Post 13935078)
1733, today.....the fart occurred! (5:33 PM)

UA is the closest afterward that I can see...

Who would you like to gift the Ti to?


Make that 1633, it took me a few minutes to get on line, and I did misread the clock. Correction noted, no1mad, If you posted before 1633 for the time, the closest one wins that didn't go over the time. That would be you.

UnsafeAlpine 03-05-12 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe (Post 13935078)
1733, today.....the fart occurred! (5:33 PM)

UA is the closest afterward that I can see...

Who would you like to gift the Ti to?

I knew I couldn't trust your stoned math. :P

Even though I didn't win, congrats on the fartsplosion.

ahsposo 03-05-12 04:28 PM

I never thought I would celebrate a fart.

Well done, Tom!

jsharr 03-05-12 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by no1mad (Post 13934973)
Naw, just giving everybody fair warning to anyone who tries to draft off of him.

My guess is 1623 on March 5

Why are you so in tune with Tom's arse? BF admin brown nose?


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