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Old 03-05-12, 12:16 PM
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Ask Da Stoned Admin About the Great Fart Raffle

Well, given that I had surgery, and that I am absolutely ripped on dilaudid, I'm running a raffle of sorts. Since I had colon surgery, closest time guess on when I fart gets a free Titanium Membership. That fart signifies that I can eat after surgery......so it's important!
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How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?
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Old 03-05-12, 12:19 PM
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Oh, if you already have Ti, you can gift it out......and I hope I fart sooner! No offense....p
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How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?

They'll have to take my word for it.
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What if you're asleep when it happens?

Mar 5, 11:30 pm.
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What if you're asleep when it happens?

Mar 5, 11:30 pm.
I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.
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March 5th in the PM, 30 minutes after you consume your prescribed "dinner".
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I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.


Glad the surgery went well, Tom. Heal up well.
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What if you're asleep when it happens?

Mar 5, 11:30 pm.
Fan the covers after wake up. I guess March 05 @ 3:30pm.
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I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.
Are you saying you now have a built in Zounds air horn?
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How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?
remember that "art" video?
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I'd just like to say that I'd prefer you post the time of your fart and let the non-stoned people figure out the closest.
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Even if it's a wafer-thin mint?
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Glad the surgery went well, Tom. Heal up well.
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Whenever you get hungry enough to say "screw it" and decide you need to eat.

For actual votes, I guess I'll go with 11:23 am March 6.
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Are you saying you now have a built in Zounds air horn?
Naw, just giving everybody fair warning to anyone who tries to draft off of him.

My guess is 1623 on March 5
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Right after he gets the cute nurse to pull his finger.
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1733, today.....the fart occurred! (5:33 PM)

UA is the closest afterward that I can see...

Who would you like to gift the Ti to?
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