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Old 05-31-12, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by sknhgy View Post
That would make me horney.
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Old 05-31-12, 08:31 AM
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jsharr kissed my ass once...it was terrible, he even slipped it the tongue! In his defense, he thought he was kissing death...my ass gets that all the time.
i did not laugh once i found out it was not death, but I did want to die.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-31-12, 08:34 AM
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i did not laugh once i found out it was not death, but I did want to die.
are you sure you haven't?
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Old 05-31-12, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
Or the white chocolate ones. EWWWWWwwwwwwwwww. Makes me think of eating a clump of fat. Blechhh.
Barf, I almost vomited while reading this!
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Old 05-31-12, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
Barf, I almost vomited while reading this!
that has the makings of a really bad kiss
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Old 05-31-12, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
are you sure you haven't?
if I have, why all the repeat visits from death? just checking to make sure I am fully dead this time?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-31-12, 09:35 AM
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my neighbor's dog penny is a pretty good kisser.
maybe i just taste good from whatever it is i eat.

most shocking was thinking a girl had stuck a snake in my
mouth. this girl had a huge looong tongue.

i like to died AND choked. fer sher freaked me out.
dude, i been traumatized.

since then when i get interested in someone i ask her to
stick her tongue out. i don't explain why. some think i am
weird and no second date. others laugh and do it.
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Old 05-31-12, 09:37 AM
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So far Ka0use is winning this thread. I am in last place by a considerable margin.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-31-12, 09:38 AM
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My first girlfriend held her lips clenched tight when we kissed in case I had ideas of slipping a tongue in there. Made it real easy to move on.
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Old 05-31-12, 12:11 PM
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My kind of girl.
That's two votes for and one vote against the Bourbon-and-cigarette-smell making you horney.

I once had a gf who would regularly come over and crawl into bed with me after she had closed the bar. Ahh. Good memories.
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my mom's biological mother. always drunk, always wearing 2-day beard stubble.
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Old 05-31-12, 01:44 PM
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I dated a girl many years ago who had a horrible zit problem. One day when kissing, she turned her head, and my teeth grazed her cheek and a zit exploded.

That killed the mood.

Yes, that was probably sharing too much.
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Old 05-31-12, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by dcrowell View Post
I dated a girl many years ago who had a horrible zit problem. One day when kissing, she turned her head, and my teeth grazed her cheek and a zit exploded.

That killed the mood.

Yes, that was probably sharing too much.
I think you win.....ugh *shudders*
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Old 05-31-12, 02:55 PM
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Dude.
Bro?
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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
As for best kisses... I get those all the time.
Oooh, good call...I am breaking my parody thread drought...
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Old 06-01-12, 08:15 AM
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Well, a dog kissed me one time.....BLECH!

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First GF was a smoker with thin lips. The first morning after kiss was like getting smacked by a 2x4 covered with roofing tar. Traw-matic.
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First GF was a smoker with thin lips. The first morning after kiss was like getting smacked by a 2x4 covered with roofing tar. Traw-matic.
My first wife was a smoker. I've never smoked. We were married for 13 years. Ugh.
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Old 06-01-12, 03:10 PM
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It was in Jr High. I full on open mouth tounge down the throat kissed a really cute girl I had just met and she tasted like she hadn't brushed her teeth....EVER! I quickly pushed her away and ran to the nearest rest room where I flushed my mouth with water for like 15 minutes, then tossed in like a pack of Juicy Fruit! Then I ran home and brushed then gargled with Listerine for another 15 minutes! It was horrible! Worse thing ever!
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Originally Posted by Annie le Chat View Post
Well, a dog kissed me one time.....BLECH!

What about that hairy pet of yours... does he ever make with the smoochies ?
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Old 06-02-12, 11:12 PM
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My ex-wife....right after court in California getting our divorce decree signed by the judge. Kind of a quick "going away cheek peck" that cost me $500K....(or more).
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Barrow, Alaska, 1979.

Took a summer job as a field assistant on the North Slope while in college. This was during the height of the oil boom there and there were a number of umm, "ladies" hanging around the airport offering their services to incoming guys. I had no sooner got off the plane when a rather drunk example flung herself around me and planted her lips on my mouth. I had led a rather sheltered life at the time and was so shocked I just froze, inhaling the fumes of alcohol and God knows what else before she detached, to the delight and amusement of dozens of onlookers. Fortunately I deployed to field camp soon and didn't see her again, but my co-workers said she was asking about me afterward. I must have made quite an impression on her ,it was a running joke for my co-workers for the whole summer.
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Old 06-02-12, 11:55 PM
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The last one when you realize it is over.
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Some guy who kept kissing me, muttering something about bass fishing and death. I swear, he tried to kiss me about twenty times and unfortunately was successful for at least a dozen.
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