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Old 08-01-12, 04:30 PM
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Got Chased By A Big Fat Scary Drooling Dog Today

Got chased by a dog for the first time today... It was kind of big and scary looking. The thing was growling and snarling at me while running after me and slobbering all over the place and I was pretty scared. Luckily, for me, the owners let it stuff its face so the dog was overweight and couldn't run that fast. Plus I was already at 20+ MPH when passing the house. But it did chase me for about a quarter of a mile and I was hoping a car wouldn't slow me down.
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Old 08-01-12, 05:01 PM
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Slow down next time, the gal just wanted your phone number.
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Old 08-01-12, 05:24 PM
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Old 08-01-12, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PedalingFool View Post
Got chased by a dog for the first time today..
Welcome to the real world, junior.

What clueless twit...
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Old 08-01-12, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
Welcome to the real world, junior.

What clueless twit...
Maybe this is a feeble attempt at a parody.

What ever. Move it to the 41.
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Old 08-02-12, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
Maybe this is a feeble attempt at a parody.

What ever. Move it to the 41.

We are allowed to talk about bike-type stuff in Foo. He just needs to add sex or poop to his story.
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Old 08-02-12, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
We are allowed to talk about bike-type stuff in Foo. He just needs to add sex or poop to his story.
OK. I see that. Maybe if the big scary looking dog humped his leg for the first time, drooling and foaming at the mouth - dog not OP, but maybe the OP, what the heck - it would be Foo worthy.

And then the OP could step in a steaming pile, yeah, that would work.
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Old 08-02-12, 12:26 PM
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Do you realize how many scrawny bikers a dog like that has to eat in one day to keep in that sort of shape? Why do you hate dogs? Poor puppy is probably starving. At least let him gnaw an arm off. Cyclists don't need arms.
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Old 08-02-12, 12:42 PM
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Slow down next time, the gal just wanted to hump your leg.
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Originally Posted by spry View Post
Slow down next time, the gal just wanted your phone number.
/thread. In the first reply even. That's bonus internets for you!
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Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
fify!
Is that first f for "fixed"?
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
Is that first f for "fixed"?
Could also be "foo-ized"!
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Old 08-02-12, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Notso_fastLane View Post
/thread. In the first reply even. That's bonus internets for you!
True dat!
I usually have to down a few after work before I read this crap thus missing the first posting.
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Originally Posted by spry View Post
True dat!
I usually have to down a few after work before I read this crap thus missing the first posting.
And I also offer kudos. A perfect response! I was just so irritated with the OP I failed to grasp how perfect your response was.
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