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Old 08-09-12, 05:43 AM
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I think

I might be late for work.
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Old 08-09-12, 06:01 AM
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I lied, I made it.
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Old 08-09-12, 06:32 AM
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Did it hurt?
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Old 08-09-12, 06:38 AM
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Plenty.
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Old 08-09-12, 07:00 AM
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I lied, I made it.
I did not.

I made it this far and no farther.
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Old 08-09-12, 07:02 AM
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When I'm running late I usually just show up in my underwear.
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Old 08-09-12, 07:03 AM
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I did not.

I made it this far and no farther.
This is why I no longer live in the country.
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Old 08-09-12, 07:08 AM
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When I'm running late I usually just show up in my underwear.
What if you don't wear underwears?

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This is why I no longer live in the country.
But it's so beautiful!!!
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Old 08-09-12, 07:20 AM
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What if you don't wear underwears?



But it's so beautiful!!!

I've gone to work fully nude a time or two.
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I did not.
*zot*
I made it this far and no farther.
I see a chainsaw. You were supposed to use *dramatic pause* a herring. *dramatic music*
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Old 08-09-12, 07:23 AM
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I see a chainsaw. You were supposed to use *dramatic pause* a herring. *dramatic music*
The herring is stuck in a shrubbery.
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Old 08-09-12, 07:50 AM
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I've gone to work fully nude a time or two.
Would you mind singing "Forever and Ever, Amen" for us, Mr. Travis?
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This is why I no longer live in the country.
In what country do you live, now?
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I did not.

I made it this far and no farther.

I can think of easier ways to avoid work than cutting down trees to block your own path...
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Would you mind singing "Forever and Ever, Amen" for us, Mr. Travis?
That story brought me much delight.

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In what country do you live, now?
Not Centerpoint, LA
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That's sure a lot of gas (or at least gas cans) to cut up on wee little tree.
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That's sure a lot of gas (or at least gas cans) to cut up on wee little tree.
Can on the right is gas, yellow can is oil, middle can was my best guess at 50:1.
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Old 08-09-12, 08:28 AM
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That's sure a lot of gas (or at least gas cans) to cut up on wee little tree.
I thought he was planning on torching it.
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I might be late for work.
Boyfriend feeling frisky this morning?
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Boyfriend feeling frisky this morning?
I wish
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Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
I did not.

I made it this far and no farther.
I don't see a tractor. How are you going to drag it and dump it over your neighbor's fence?
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