I have a mancard revocation review coming up :\
09-03-12, 11:41 AM
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I have a mancard revocation review coming up :\
I was with some friends at the store and they were shopping for swimsuits. One came in and said "what about this one?" and I pointed out:
"That's not a swimsuit, that's a ballet specific leotard".
Everybody looked at me weird and I had to quickly correct...
"No no no... hold on... I have a daughter who took ballet and gymnastics and bla bla bla..."
They still put me up for revocation review...
"That's not a swimsuit, that's a ballet specific leotard".
Everybody looked at me weird and I had to quickly correct...
"No no no... hold on... I have a daughter who took ballet and gymnastics and bla bla bla..."
They still put me up for revocation review...
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09-03-12, 11:50 AM
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Dad knowledge is exempt from mancard revocation review. Your knowledge falls under dad knowledge.
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Originally Posted by colorider
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
09-03-12, 11:52 AM
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Ha. I know more about girls' clothes than my sister, since she has no eye for what her kid is actually wearing.
Better still, I used to go shopping with my best female friend all the time. I know so much about dresses, pants, and even bras that my wife questions me sometimes. But, hey, I was single and got to watch a platonic friend try on clothes several times a month. My friends may have thought I was a little odd, but how many of them had a platonic female friend ask, "can you see too much if I bend over in this tank top?" Or, "can you see my underwear if I sit down in this skirt? I am really trusting your opinion here," or even "is this bra see through in this lighting?"
Better still, I used to go shopping with my best female friend all the time. I know so much about dresses, pants, and even bras that my wife questions me sometimes. But, hey, I was single and got to watch a platonic friend try on clothes several times a month. My friends may have thought I was a little odd, but how many of them had a platonic female friend ask, "can you see too much if I bend over in this tank top?" Or, "can you see my underwear if I sit down in this skirt? I am really trusting your opinion here," or even "is this bra see through in this lighting?"
09-03-12, 01:34 PM
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Thanks for the support. I will invoke the Daddy Exception Rules when I present my case before my local ManCard Revocation Committee. I also read that the "Daddy Exception Rules" where created to cut down on the number of women out there that grow up with daddy-issues. Women with daddy-issues are bad for us all and therefore Daddy Exception Rules must prevail.
That shall be my defense.
That shall be my defense.
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09-03-12, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Couch
You are a father and a good one at that. Trust me, you will never lose your man card if continue being a good daddy.
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09-03-12, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by RubenX
Thanks for the support. I will invoke the Daddy Exception Rules when I present my case before my local ManCard Revocation Committee. I also read that the "Daddy Exception Rules" where created to cut down on the number of women out there that grow up with daddy-issues. Women with daddy-issues are bad for us all and therefore Daddy Exception Rules must prevail.
That shall be my defense.
That shall be my defense.
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09-04-12, 01:25 AM
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I wear pink dress shirts and bowties and still have no mancard revocations.
If I can do that, then your daddy knowledge is 100% safe.
If I can do that, then your daddy knowledge is 100% safe.
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09-04-12, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by SingingSabre
I wear pink dress shirts and bowties and still have no mancard revocations.
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09-04-12, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Couch
Yea, but you are man pretty and can wear anything and look awesome. What happens if dopes like me wear pink?
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Originally Posted by colorider
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Originally Posted by SingingSabre
I wear pink dress shirts and bowties and still have no mancard revocations.
If I can do that, then your daddy knowledge is 100% safe.
If I can do that, then your daddy knowledge is 100% safe.
09-04-12, 12:35 PM
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I believe anything done in daddy duty is pretty much exempt. My soon to be 14 yr old step-daughter can attest to that. I spent 3 hours in the mall hair salon while she got her hair bleached before her cousins wedding. And the younger the child, the more you can get away with 
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Originally Posted by jsharr
Dad knowledge is exempt from mancard revocation review. Your knowledge falls under dad knowledge.
