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Halloween Poem Help

Here's what I have so far:

See the spooky house and it's old door?
There's something inside, go on and explore


It's going on a card, needs to rhyme and is going to follow the flow of a haunted/creepy house.

Any ideas?
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is pretty good, unless you prefer chianti.
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See the spooky house and its old door.
There's something inside, go on and explore.
Watch out for the ghosts, who rise through the floor.
There are bats, monsters, witches, and maybe more.
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Dang, even better than I thought....I had

Look! There's a ghost ready to scare
Careful 'round the corner, I'd beware
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we all know, it's just Fred.
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Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf,
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day
Nothing gold can stay.

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This just sounds dirty
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This just sounds dirty
Why do you hate a Fall holiday tradition?
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Mango is there, smart and dapper
If you are lucky she will show you her snapper
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Mango is there, smart and dapper
If you are lucky she will show you her snapper
Hehe....

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Nature's first green is gold,
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Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf,
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day
Nothing gold can stay.

Robert Frost
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very nice amigo.
The poem reminds me of an old relationship.

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The poem reminds me of an old relationship.

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When did you date Robert Frost?
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When did you date Robert Frost?
I never dated Robert Frost. He was dead at the time. I dated Anna. She nearly killed me.

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Here come the kids, all going barmy
Mango's in the closet playing hide the salami
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Here come the kids, all going barmy
Mango's in the closet playing hide the salami
That doesn't rhyme pervo
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It's dark and it's stormy and they moan in the rain
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That doesn't rhyme pervo
It rhymes in England, say it with an accent.
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