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Old 12-05-12, 10:29 AM
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I drank a lot of coffee!!!!!!



Yay! Entertain me!
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Old 12-05-12, 10:31 AM
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What? Until you have to go pee?
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Yay! Entertain me!
how so?
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What? Until you have to go pee?
Damn. Hold my beer, I'll be right back..
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What? Until you have to go pee?
To late.

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how so?
I don't know, anything interesting I could read, math problems to solve, fun games to play? I mean I could go on but I think you get the point and this is turning in to a really long run on sentence, so, how have you two been?
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Have you tried calculating pi by hand?

or an easier math problem.....if there's a party with 20 women and MV, how many of those women will get hit on?
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Run to Dunkin Donuts for some sugar. Nothing like caffeine and sugar to make the day fly by
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To late.

Did you move from your desk when you had to go?
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Old 12-05-12, 10:53 AM
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Here's some coffee music for you while you are coming down. Bach's Coffee Cantata.

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Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
Have you tried calculating pi by hand?

or an easier math problem.....if there's a party with 20 women and MV, how many of those women will get hit on?
That's to easy.

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Run to Dunkin Donuts for some sugar. Nothing like caffeine and sugar to make the day fly by
I put a bunch of sugar in the coffee!!!!! Two birds.

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Did you move from your desk when you had to go?
Yes and quickly. I also forgot to mention, I've also been trying to drink 48 oz of water during my work period a day.
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Drug test huh? I hear tomato juice helps too. Not that I would know about such things.
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Drug test huh? I hear tomato juice helps too. Not that I would know about such things.
I thought that was vinegar? Dang!
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I thought that was vinegar? Dang!
Poppy seed bagels....plausible denial.
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Run to Dunkin Donuts for some sugar. Nothing like caffeine and sugar to make the day fly by
Skip the sugar and get some cabbage rolls.

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Skip the sugar and get some cabbage rolls.

Is that John Candy?
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Is that John Candy?
No, that is Yosh Shmenge with his brother Stan and their polka band the Happy Wanderers. He is just as real as Jake or Elwood Blues.*








*yes, that is John Candy and Eugene Levy.
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or an easier math problem.....if there's a party with 20 women and MV, how many of those women will get hit on?
Better question, how many of them would end up pregnant?
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Better question, how many of them would end up pregnant?
I beleive you already know the answer to this puzzle.
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What? Until you have to go pee?
Coffee makes me poop.
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Did the creamer explode again?
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Coffee makes me poop.
Are you drinking it?
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have 2 cups of coffee at work and spent the whole day in the bathroom pooping.
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