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ahsposo 01-23-13 10:36 AM

Interesting craigslist gig
 
Found this in Gigs...

http://savannah.craigslist.org/dmg/3565671051.html

Slave (Sav)
Dominatrix requires the subservience of a personal slave today, for one day only. This is a non-sexual and non-paying arrangement. I will compensate my aide with a crash course in S&m if they are curious; those who are already familiar with the lifestyle will understand the implicit reward of serving a Domme.

Female preferred. An attractive person with a brain wouldn't hurt.

What I will be needing is someone to arrive at my apartment, which is near downtown, in the late afternoon/early evening and stay until dismissed; likely before midnight. Minor chores and errands may be required (please have a car), but what I need most is assistance in dressing a wound on my hand. It's an open gash and pretty gross, so no sissies.

This afternoon I will be responding via email to serious inquiries only. Provide as much info as you like, but note that I don't have much patience for consultation today, so be ready and willing to accommodate or else don't apply.

overthehillmedi 01-23-13 10:47 AM

Inquisitive minds want to know, did you apply? :D

billnuke1 01-23-13 10:53 AM

"Daddy?"



"What"s a sadist?"



"Beats me."

black_box 01-23-13 10:56 AM

That's an interesting idea. I wonder if I can post something like that and get people to clean my place for me? "Come over, put on this collar and ball-gag, do the laundry, clean the bathroom, make me a sandwich, then leave. Your reward is implicit, of course."

jon c. 01-23-13 11:00 AM

get people to clean my place for me?

I had the same thought.

mikeybikes 01-23-13 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by black_box (Post 15189251)
That's an interesting idea. I wonder if I can post something like that and get people to clean my place for me? "Come over, put on this collar and ball-gag, do the laundry, clean the bathroom, make me a sandwich, then leave. Your reward is implicit, of course."

This is genius. Try it and report back.

TexasGuy 01-23-13 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by black_box (Post 15189251)
That's an interesting idea. I wonder if I can post something like that and get people to clean my place for me? "Come over, put on this collar and ball-gag, do the laundry, clean the bathroom, make me a sandwich, then leave. Your reward is implicit, of course."

:roflmao:

ahsposo 01-23-13 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by overthehillmedi (Post 15189226)
Inquisitive minds want to know, did you apply? :D

No qualifications: Female preferred. An attractive person with a brain wouldn't hurt.


I'm 0 for 3.

gitarzan 01-23-13 06:15 PM

So do you read these ads often? What were you trying to find?

ahsposo 01-23-13 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by gitarzan (Post 15190956)
So do you read these ads often? What were you trying to find?

Spiritual Enlightenment?

MangoPumpkin 01-23-13 07:48 PM

Why can't that be closer?!!!

ahsposo 01-23-13 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin (Post 15191332)
Why can't that be closer?!!!

Spiritual Enlightenment or The Domme with the gash?

TexasGuy 01-23-13 08:29 PM


Originally Posted by ahsposo (Post 15191444)
Spiritual Enlightenment or The Domme with the gash?

Can it be both?

ahsposo 01-23-13 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by TexasGuy (Post 15191467)
Can it be both?

Mmmm....

Yes, it could!


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