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Old 01-23-13, 10:36 AM
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Interesting craigslist gig

Found this in Gigs...

https://savannah.craigslist.org/dmg/3565671051.html

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Dominatrix requires the subservience of a personal slave today, for one day only. This is a non-sexual and non-paying arrangement. I will compensate my aide with a crash course in S&m if they are curious; those who are already familiar with the lifestyle will understand the implicit reward of serving a Domme.

Female preferred. An attractive person with a brain wouldn't hurt.

What I will be needing is someone to arrive at my apartment, which is near downtown, in the late afternoon/early evening and stay until dismissed; likely before midnight. Minor chores and errands may be required (please have a car), but what I need most is assistance in dressing a wound on my hand. It's an open gash and pretty gross, so no sissies.

This afternoon I will be responding via email to serious inquiries only. Provide as much info as you like, but note that I don't have much patience for consultation today, so be ready and willing to accommodate or else don't apply.
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Old 01-23-13, 10:47 AM
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Inquisitive minds want to know, did you apply?
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Old 01-23-13, 10:53 AM
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That's an interesting idea. I wonder if I can post something like that and get people to clean my place for me? "Come over, put on this collar and ball-gag, do the laundry, clean the bathroom, make me a sandwich, then leave. Your reward is implicit, of course."
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Old 01-23-13, 11:00 AM
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get people to clean my place for me?

I had the same thought.
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Originally Posted by black_box View Post
That's an interesting idea. I wonder if I can post something like that and get people to clean my place for me? "Come over, put on this collar and ball-gag, do the laundry, clean the bathroom, make me a sandwich, then leave. Your reward is implicit, of course."
This is genius. Try it and report back.
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Old 01-23-13, 12:20 PM
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That's an interesting idea. I wonder if I can post something like that and get people to clean my place for me? "Come over, put on this collar and ball-gag, do the laundry, clean the bathroom, make me a sandwich, then leave. Your reward is implicit, of course."
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Inquisitive minds want to know, did you apply?
No qualifications: Female preferred. An attractive person with a brain wouldn't hurt.


I'm 0 for 3.
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So do you read these ads often? What were you trying to find?
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So do you read these ads often? What were you trying to find?
Spiritual Enlightenment?
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Why can't that be closer?!!!
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Why can't that be closer?!!!
Spiritual Enlightenment or The Domme with the gash?
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Spiritual Enlightenment or The Domme with the gash?
Can it be both?
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Can it be both?
Mmmm....

Yes, it could!
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