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Old 02-09-05, 08:09 AM
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Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.


http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...ddlyEnoughNews


Darwin eligiblity exists here , folks.
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Old 02-09-05, 08:12 AM
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"HOLY ****!" he exclaimed, once softly, but then again, very loudly. His dog thought he was crazy.
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Dammit Stacey, that's not the type of new story I want with my morning coffee!
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At least he cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I think a lot more people need to think this way...
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OUCH!

Geez, how can a guy be that drunk??
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Old 02-09-05, 10:01 AM
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The guy had balls.
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"HAD" being the operative word.
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The guy had balls.
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At least he didn't "welsh" on his bet.
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At least he didn't "welsh" on his bet.
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Originally Posted by HereNT
Dammit Stacey, that's not the type of new story I want with my morning coffee!
Good thing, you weren't eating sunny side.
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Originally Posted by Stacey
LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.


http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...ddlyEnoughNews


Darwin eligiblity exists here , folks.


*THUMP* Aaron has just fallen on the floor scared for his life, constantly looking down to make sure his balls are still there


That guy is *UCKING sick
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When asked what his future plans are, Huish replied "Win the Tour de France 6 times"
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Old 02-10-05, 10:13 PM
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Harsh, checking the link, I found this: http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=7597770

More to my tastes....or up my alley so to speak.

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Old 02-11-05, 07:35 PM
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