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Dannihilator 02-10-05 06:26 PM

This is painful to read even.
 
LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Blackberry 02-10-05 06:29 PM

I agree. I think you're cracking up too.

slvoid 02-10-05 06:42 PM

First the british guy who cuts his off after a rugby game, now this. What is it with british people...

Fugazi Dave 02-10-05 06:59 PM

"then hid it in her mouth"

What'cha eatin? Oh nothin, just a disembodied man-ball.

livestrong91 02-10-05 07:28 PM

That's.... sick.

Louis 02-10-05 11:15 PM


Originally Posted by KonaRider24
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She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle:

I hate it when that happens. :cry:

MsVicki 02-10-05 11:53 PM

Ouch!

:eek:

Dutchy 02-11-05 12:06 AM

Some men have all the luck, where do I meet a woman like that. :roflmao:

CHEERS.

Mark

djbrod 02-11-05 12:08 AM


Originally Posted by Dutchy
Some men have all the luck, where do I meet a woman like that. :roflmao:

CHEERS.

Mark

I'm pretty sure I still have her number... ;)

Raiyn 02-11-05 01:09 AM

At least Loreana Bobbit used a sharp knife DAMN

pedal 02-11-05 11:19 AM

[QUOTE=Fugazi Dave]"then hid it in her mouth"

What'cha eatin? QUOTE]

Nut 'n' honey!

stumpjumper 02-11-05 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
"then hid it in her mouth"

What'cha eatin? Oh nothin, just a disembodied man-ball.

HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha... oh my god *wipes tears from eyes*

Sledbikes 02-11-05 01:16 PM

im in the wrong country women here dont want sex like we do but yet in other countries the men are in the womens position. dammit

CRUM 02-12-05 08:37 AM

What's the big deal? We all are born with two. One to use and one to lose.

Stacey 02-12-05 01:01 PM

babypuppy!

Stacey 02-12-05 01:53 PM

Pot - Kettle :D

A baby puppy is a phrase where both the words kinda mean the same thing... like: cold chill, tuna fish, stinky fart, etc. (My brain hurts or I have more)

Did you ever see an adult Puppy?


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