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trekkie820 02-13-05 08:53 AM

Why do women take so long to get ready?
 
We all know most do, but I want to know why! I have been sitting here since 8:45 waiting to go get some IHOP, and she still has not yet dried her hair! :mad:

trekkie820 02-13-05 09:02 AM

Still here

Joe Gardner 02-13-05 09:04 AM

Ever think about starting a blog? ;)

LordOpie 02-13-05 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by trekkie820
We all know most do, but I want to know why! I have been sitting here since 8:45 waiting to go get some IHOP, and she still has not yet dried her hair! :mad:

Please take this the right way... STFU you SELFISH IDIOT!

:D

Love your wife, complement her when she arrives for breakfast, give her a passionate kiss. Trust me, the grass is NOT greener on the other side.

MsVicki 02-13-05 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by trekkie820
We all know most do, but I want to know why! I have been sitting here since 8:45 waiting to go get some IHOP, and she still has not yet dried her hair! :mad:

Mmmm, IHOP! I think that is where we are heading this morning, too! (It doesn't take me long to get ready.. :p Maybe I am one of the exceptions.)



Originally Posted by LordOpie
Love your wife, complement her when she arrives for breakfast, give her a passionate kiss. Trust me, the grass is NOT greener on the other side.

Good advice. And very true!

:D

Guest 02-13-05 10:12 AM

Marry an inflatable doll, get a CO2 pump, and blow it up in no time when you want to head out to IHOP. There you go, instant wife!

;) :D

Koffee

Trekke 02-13-05 10:15 AM

Trekkie820. If you are still waiting then you have a problem.

snowy 02-13-05 10:15 AM

Us girls can be silly that way. Could be worse you could be alone!!

Joe Gardner 02-13-05 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by snowy
Us girls can be silly that way. Could be worse you could be alone!!

:roflmao:


oh, your serious? ;)

Shifty 02-13-05 10:20 AM

I would suggest an herbal remedy, and a DVD of Pee Wee's playhouse, that's how I deal with this all the time.

hoodlum 02-13-05 10:21 AM

Easy way to get over this- just look at one of those women who DON'T take that long to get ready. You will remember why you selected one that does!

late 02-13-05 10:26 AM

My wife gets ready faster than I do.

Blackberry 02-13-05 11:09 AM

Maybe she's avoiding you.

Jamie 02-13-05 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by SuperTrooper
Do you all want to hear my advice on this particular situation? or should I just move along...???

Oh yes, please...let's hear it!

snowy 02-13-05 11:28 AM

Yea, SuperTrooper lets hear what you have to say.

LordOpie 02-13-05 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by SuperTrooper
My mom raised me to not be a greedy person. I don't think she meant to not be greedy with my junk, but heh? By nature, I am just not greedy! :)

Hello Oedipus.

Shifty 02-13-05 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by SuperTrooper
Sh*t...I am heading out. Was thinking about riding the flatwoods loop and going for a run, but I am going to go wash/wax my ride and watch the pro bowl. But to give you a teaser about what I would do in this situation is. I wait on no chic. I won't be played for some fool who has to wait on one hand in foot and if I don't. I get the "your sleeping on the couch" or "your not getting any". F that. My junk is good and there are plenty who would love to give it a try. My mom raised me to not be a greedy person. I don't think she meant to not be greedy with my junk, but heh? By nature, I am just not greedy! :)

Hey Troop, you could try my method, and instead of Pee Wee (he can be a jerk :D ) you could watch Bill O'Liely.

Gus Riley 02-13-05 01:20 PM

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And during our 30 years together, I have learned never to be behind her as we are walking out the door...without fail she will suddenly remember something and make an abrupt "about-face" and run me down with great determination! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Married life is so wonderful! Really! I love it when she does that!! :love: :love:

slvoid 02-13-05 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by Gus Riley

Picture is the two of us at the finish of one of several RAGBRAIs

No offense.. you look like you're about to push her into the water. And the look of fear on her face just confirms that. I have a feeling someone slept on the couch that night. :p

slvoid 02-13-05 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by trekkie820
We all know most do, but I want to know why! I have been sitting here since 8:45 waiting to go get some IHOP, and she still has not yet dried her hair! :mad:

I'd rather wait and have my girlfriend show up looking good than have her look pale and tragic... and bald...


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