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Old 02-23-05, 07:19 PM
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I tend to lump beer into three categories: Fine (Edit:Of superior quality), OK, and Terrible

Terrible has three subsets, and they are not all cheap gas station beers. There is terrible - burns my stomach (Sam Adams/Yuengling). There is terrible - way overpriced (Heineken/Some African Malt Liquor I Don't Remember). Then there is terrible - Dag Nasty.

My all-time Dag Nastiest beer used to Stella Artois, but it turned out I just got a bad can of it off a street vendor in Budapest. It has quickly been moved to the fine category for beers to have with dinner.

My new all-time Dag Nastiest is Old Peculier. It was like drinking a beer from some sweaty guy's ass crack. I haven't been brave enough to try it again it was so bad. So I have no way of knowing if I got a bad bottle (see Stella above). But that is my vote.

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Old 02-23-05, 07:30 PM
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I like Old Peculier, and would kill for a good south african beer
(castle or windhoek lager).

Terrible? most american beers.

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i'm with you there, marty... i can't believe the effluent that passes for beer much of the time south of the border. nasty, nasty stuff.
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Sam Adams is probably the worst beer I've ever had. In all fairness to Sam Adams it was early on in my beer drinking days and my tastes have changed. I haven't been willing to try it again tho. Guinness is the best. It's really the only beer I look forward to drinking. If not Guinness, I don't care, but it's usually PBR or some area micro brew.

Edit: Kokanee was my favorite beer in college.
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Originally Posted by ofofhy
I tend to lump beer into three categories: Fine, OK, and Terrible
I stopped reading there and didn't read any replies. If you think the best beer is "fine" or "ok", then what's the point of starting a beer thread?
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Old 02-23-05, 07:48 PM
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3 Stoogies. Pure nasty.
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Old 02-23-05, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by LordOpie
I stopped reading there and didn't read any replies. If you think the best beer is "fine" or "ok", then what's the point of starting a beer thread?
I didn't mean fine as "How's your day? Fine", I meant fine as in "of superior quality." (For me, Chimay Rouge)

OK (and I do mean just OK), is the stuff you drink when it's the only one available (For me, Bud bottles).
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Heineken or Amstel Gold. They're Belgian, right? Thoroughly awful.
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tecate... god damn mexico beer
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best beer: anything from mcausland. they sponsored my cyclo-cross team with 28 cases of beer this fall. good season.
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Canadian Beer.. tastes like skunk pizz

... anything under $15.00 a case
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Heineken

How do you know what pizz taste like
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stacey... can't handle the alcohol level in canadian beer, i take it?
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Old 02-23-05, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Ebbtide
Heineken

How do you know what pizz taste like

Oh dem golden showers, er... slippers
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Originally Posted by velocipedio
stacey... can't handle the alcohol level in canadian beer, i take it?


Yeah, right You're talking to someone who drinks Guinness at room temperature.
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Originally Posted by Moonshot
Heineken or Amstel Gold. They're Belgian, right? Thoroughly awful.

They are Dutch and horrible!

Good beers are Super Bok from Portugal and San Miguel from Spain!
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All beer is nasty.
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I Hate the taste of beer. I agree with ya Jamie!
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Anything that isn't scotch or rye.
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Originally Posted by Stacey


Yeah, right You're talking to someone who drinks Guinness at room temperature.
Guinness has less alcohol than pretty much every Canadian beer, only 4.0%. See for yourself...

http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/calories.php
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Most cdn beer has 5 (weak) to 7ish...
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There are "bad" tasting beers because of strong, offensive taste. That can be the result of storage and shipping problems. Every English beer I had in London was far better than they taste in Houston.

But, what truly offends me are the beers with no taste or flavor at all. Miller Lite is certainly a pathetic excuse for beer. I'm sure that if the USA had any sort of standard for what can be called a "beer", Miller Lite would fail to qualify.
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