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Old 08-07-14, 04:53 AM
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Says he's searching for the Promised Hand.
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Old 08-07-14, 06:17 AM
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Cannot decide how to use the one remaining wish on the Monkey's Paw.
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...has focused the entire tribal religious consciousness on the search for the promised ham. It should go well with mustard and peyote.
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Has a "kick me" tattoo on his back.
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his efforts to learn to read
have not been as successful
as his efforts
to pray the gay away
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Old 08-07-14, 11:28 AM
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Would actually prefer a promised pancetta over a promised ham.
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Old 08-07-14, 11:31 AM
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Believes that a lick in the ear is worth two in the bush.
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Old 08-07-14, 11:34 AM
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Old 08-07-14, 11:43 AM
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...looking for a Jews for Bacon church within reasonable travel distance.
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Unsafe at any speed.
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Uses rendered ham fat for a variety of personal uses.
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Would rather switch than fight.
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waxes his perineum.
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still using grandma's old vibrator to treat his hysteria.
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Is one note short of a melody.
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Makes for really good fish bait.
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Makes for really good queer bait.
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he was the least popular float
at this years pride parade
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Bought his mail-order bride with Mallow Cup™ points.
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His Bacon Nutella Rice Krispy treats make him very popular at potlucks.
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Billy L is his name
making massive methane is his fame
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