Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
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....enjoys making prank calls to 911 in which he tells the dispatcher the resources required for his emergency. His boyish pranks are legendary with emergency services.
....enjoys making prank calls to 911 in which he tells the dispatcher the resources required for his emergency. His boyish pranks are legendary with emergency services.
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If you can play In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on touch tone, you have his phone number.
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....has only the tiniest inkling of an idea of how hard it was to get that phone number. He thinks his "Born to be Wild" ringtone is a huge accomplishment.
....has only the tiniest inkling of an idea of how hard it was to get that phone number. He thinks his "Born to be Wild" ringtone is a huge accomplishment.
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Originally Posted by skijor
His return address is simply, Ball Pit.
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Is considered a branch off the H. Sapiens tree and is ripe for pruning.
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Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
His grafting to the family tree took a bizarre twist. When the graft was made he screamed "But that's my &@$#! you grafted!
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02-13-14, 06:32 AM
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His family reunions are so sexy!
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Parked in the red zone, which has always been for loading and unloading only.
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He and Kenny Loggins like to get liquored up and hang out in the Danger Zone, if you get my drift and I know you do.
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Five Fingered Mary helped him become a member of the 100 Mile High Cub and he sure loves that bony biatch!
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...he has never been known as one to Wing it.
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Is trying hard to fight his growing attraction to Kristen Wiig.
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To impress the Elders of the Tribe - he's ambitious - and knowing their predilections, has started a campaign to inculcate the Tribe's maidens.
His dilemma is he has no idea how to inculcate a maiden.
His dilemma is he has no idea how to inculcate a maiden.
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Also plagued by a comically hilarious misunderstanding on what inculcate means.
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Goes to sleep every night feeling really smug that eventually being a doofus will be cool and he will be the Alpha Doofus of the Known World.
"It's like, uh, what's the word, inimical!" he said and gave that signature deer in the head-lights look he's mastered.
"It's like, uh, what's the word, inimical!" he said and gave that signature deer in the head-lights look he's mastered.
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....he's not inimically disposed toward the inculcation of self awareness in the walrus doofusses of the world. You can take that to the bank.
....he's not inimically disposed toward the inculcation of self awareness in the walrus doofusses of the world. You can take that to the bank.
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Hopes someday to be a Sheila with a giant can of Foster's.
