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Old 02-12-14, 12:04 AM
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...enjoys making prank calls to 911 in which he tells the dispatcher the resources required for his emergency. His boyish pranks are legendary with emergency services.
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If you can play In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on touch tone, you have his phone number.
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...has only the tiniest inkling of an idea of how hard it was to get that phone number. He thinks his "Born to be Wild" ringtone is a huge accomplishment.
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If you cant figure out his number just dial 1-800-I love Bobby Sherman....
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His dandruff is coating the entire southeast right now.
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His return address is simply, Ball Pit.
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His return address is simply, Ball Pit.
He is vastly underrated as a human species...
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Is considered a branch off the H. Sapiens tree and is ripe for pruning.
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His grafting to the family tree took a bizarre twist. When the graft was made he screamed "But that's my &@$#! you grafted!
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His family reunions are so sexy!
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Parked in the red zone, which has always been for loading and unloading only.
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He and Kenny Loggins like to get liquored up and hang out in the Danger Zone, if you get my drift and I know you do.
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Was the Foo Fighters fifth member...
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Five Fingered Mary helped him become a member of the 100 Mile High Cub and he sure loves that bony biatch!
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His alter ego is Juan Hung Lo...
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...he has never been known as one to Wing it.
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Is trying hard to fight his growing attraction to Kristen Wiig.
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Denies sordid rumors of numerous encounters with his Mom's wig....
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"Is that hair gel?"
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To impress the Elders of the Tribe - he's ambitious - and knowing their predilections, has started a campaign to inculcate the Tribe's maidens.

His dilemma is he has no idea how to inculcate a maiden.
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Also plagued by a comically hilarious misunderstanding on what inculcate means.
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Goes to sleep every night feeling really smug that eventually being a doofus will be cool and he will be the Alpha Doofus of the Known World.

"It's like, uh, what's the word, inimical!" he said and gave that signature deer in the head-lights look he's mastered.
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....he's not inimically disposed toward the inculcation of self awareness in the walrus doofusses of the world. You can take that to the bank.
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Prefers boomerang fights over bottle rocket fights.
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