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Old 12-05-16, 07:38 AM
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As a lifelong Harlan Ellison fan, owns the other glass teat.
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Old 12-05-16, 08:04 AM
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As life long city dwellers, he continually wondered why his parents always kept talking about sending him to their farm.
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Plans on using the coal he's going to get at Christmas for the start to another season of grilling.
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Has been designated an EPA Superfund Site due to his production of clouds of choking methane.
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Old 12-05-16, 02:41 PM
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Old 12-05-16, 04:39 PM
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He doesn't realize that the idea here is to tell a lie about the poster above.
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Old 12-05-16, 10:45 PM
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He hasn't yet realized that all the other posters have always been telling the truth about him.
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Old 12-06-16, 06:23 AM
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Keeps poultry in his backyard. He overfeeds them because he really digs fat chicks.
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Old 12-06-16, 06:57 AM
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Old 12-06-16, 10:19 AM
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Still hoping that Santa brings him a cheeshead hat made out of real cheese this year. The foam ones just don't taste right to him.
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On the nineteenth day of xmas, his true love gave to him, jack and squat.
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Old 12-06-16, 02:25 PM
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Just now realized that he got gypped on Steak and a BJ Day.
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Old 12-06-16, 03:36 PM
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Always thought it was Steak and Blow Dry Day.
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Old 12-06-16, 05:02 PM
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For him, there's nothing like his getting porked and beaned.
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Has invented a butt smoother, a kind of spackle he's going to market as Crackle®.
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His lies aren't for everyone. You have to go a big cross-eyed until a headache manifests. Pretend you're staring at one of those magic eye things.
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Old 12-08-16, 02:33 PM
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He can't think up any new lies. Blames it on midlife burnout. Will soon resort to retelling lies from the good old days.
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Is a liar from WAY back.

In fact he whole-heartedly participated in the first lies thread and all the zany but kindly falsehoods and well-meant slurs in it.

That is until the ugly Jew-baiting episode...
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Old 12-08-16, 03:06 PM
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Now that's a lie!

He plagiarizes lies from the first tell-a-lie thread. Including that lie above.
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Old 12-08-16, 03:23 PM
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His lies are randomly written by UntruthTeller V. 2.1 published by LieBot Enterprises LLC. It is a big improvement over UntruthTeller 2.0, which would randomly write something true every fourth or fifth use.
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Never met a lie detector he couldn't pass do to years of experience.
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Constantly has to sand down his nose,but not until his wife makes full use of it. She hates it when he tells only little lies,"Shoot for the moon " she keeps telling him.
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For many years he has been restricting his intake of dietary calcium. This is part of his long term plan to soften his skull enough to reshape it and start a career as a Dr. Phil impersonator.
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