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MillCreek 01-25-14 09:30 AM

When there is a fish to be boned, he prefers them weakly twitching and not putting up much of a fight.

Jseis 01-25-14 09:34 AM

As a creek dweller, his method of attracting young fish is quite involved and requires a few overnights in Walla Walla at a very large B & B.

ahsposo 01-25-14 09:36 AM

A master of disguise and full of intrigue.

Wait, that doesn't smell like intrigue...

Jseis 01-25-14 10:23 AM

Tempts fate with the ultimate question. His he the fruit or the blender? And the haunting thought that the booze doesn't fall far from the throat.

mastronaut 01-25-14 10:43 AM

Prefers crazy bastard over the term 'fruit'....

3alarmer 01-25-14 10:47 AM

...tried @ahsposo 's pickup line, "Hey baby, I come in twelve fresh fruit flavors," last night at the bar. Woke up this morning in a strange bed.

mastronaut 01-25-14 10:49 AM

Prefers bedbugs over fleas, he likes the pop when he bites into them....

black_box 01-25-14 11:56 AM

Doctors can't figure out why he molts.

mastronaut 01-25-14 01:51 PM

Moultin Golden Ale is what he calls his urine drink of choice, Hey what the hell?, it's available in his favorite stall on the left at The Blue Moon men's bar....

MillCreek 01-25-14 01:54 PM

The least popular of the fresh fruit flavors he comes in is durian.

Jseis 01-25-14 01:54 PM

As the new owner of Yellow Moon brewery, Mastronaut's lease subscription membership guarantees a fresh supply of brewery ready...fluids. MillCreek is more than happy to contribute as he's always said "its cheaper to rent it".

MillCreek 01-25-14 07:27 PM

Wonders if 'excretions' may be more accurate than 'fluids', in this context.

3alarmer 01-25-14 09:25 PM


...has difficulty distinguishing between excretions, secretions, indiscretions, accretions, and distinctions. But he knows a bunch of **** when he sees it.

Jseis 01-25-14 10:27 PM

S'not making a hole latte cents.

3alarmer 01-25-14 11:08 PM

...he really makes a lot more sense now that he switched over to sign language.

Jseis 01-25-14 11:50 PM

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MillCreek 01-26-14 12:26 AM

Begs the indulgence of the Court.

3alarmer 01-26-14 12:45 AM

...has made a small fortune in his position as papal legate to the Snohomish tribe by selling indulgences.

mastronaut 01-26-14 07:33 AM

Indulges all of his friends with Chiggers....

eschlwc 01-26-14 07:55 AM

the only former astronaut that believes in a moon landing conspiracy.

MillCreek 01-26-14 09:28 AM

Has spent a great deal of money turning his spare bedroom into a Klingon Consulate. Just to be ready.

3alarmer 01-26-14 10:28 AM

....the spare bedroom serves as his state of the art inventor's laboratory, where he is currently working on V 4.3 of the Transmogrifier.

There were some experimental failures with V1-V4.2, and the local humane society has put him on their "not to adopt a pet" list.

ahsposo 01-26-14 10:35 AM

Refers to his morning bathroom ritual as "launching a few buzz bombs" and they certainly do some damage but the terror effect is much greater.

eschlwc 01-26-14 12:03 PM

sits on the toilet backwards so he has a place to rest his bowl of pudding.

black_box 01-26-14 01:35 PM

Does the same, but that's not chocolate pudding.

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