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Old 01-25-14, 09:30 AM
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When there is a fish to be boned, he prefers them weakly twitching and not putting up much of a fight.
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As a creek dweller, his method of attracting young fish is quite involved and requires a few overnights in Walla Walla at a very large B & B.
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A master of disguise and full of intrigue.

Wait, that doesn't smell like intrigue...
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Tempts fate with the ultimate question. His he the fruit or the blender? And the haunting thought that the booze doesn't fall far from the throat.
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Prefers crazy bastard over the term 'fruit'....
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...tried @ahsposo 's pickup line, "Hey baby, I come in twelve fresh fruit flavors," last night at the bar. Woke up this morning in a strange bed.
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Prefers bedbugs over fleas, he likes the pop when he bites into them....
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Doctors can't figure out why he molts.
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Moultin Golden Ale is what he calls his urine drink of choice, Hey what the hell?, it's available in his favorite stall on the left at The Blue Moon men's bar....
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The least popular of the fresh fruit flavors he comes in is durian.
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As the new owner of Yellow Moon brewery, Mastronaut's lease subscription membership guarantees a fresh supply of brewery ready...fluids. MillCreek is more than happy to contribute as he's always said "its cheaper to rent it".
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Wonders if 'excretions' may be more accurate than 'fluids', in this context.
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...has difficulty distinguishing between excretions, secretions, indiscretions, accretions, and distinctions. But he knows a bunch of **** when he sees it.
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S'not making a hole latte cents.
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...he really makes a lot more sense now that he switched over to sign language.
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Begs the indulgence of the Court.
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...has made a small fortune in his position as papal legate to the Snohomish tribe by selling indulgences.
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Indulges all of his friends with Chiggers....
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Has spent a great deal of money turning his spare bedroom into a Klingon Consulate. Just to be ready.
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....the spare bedroom serves as his state of the art inventor's laboratory, where he is currently working on V 4.3 of the Transmogrifier.

There were some experimental failures with V1-V4.2, and the local humane society has put him on their "not to adopt a pet" list.
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Refers to his morning bathroom ritual as "launching a few buzz bombs" and they certainly do some damage but the terror effect is much greater.
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sits on the toilet backwards so he has a place to rest his bowl of pudding.
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Does the same, but that's not chocolate pudding.
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