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Old 04-16-18, 11:18 PM
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Was chided for being a single Mother Of Invention.
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Old 04-17-18, 06:44 AM
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His posts are necessary.
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Old 04-17-18, 07:21 AM
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His posts have holes.
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Old 04-17-18, 07:31 AM
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His long time fantasy is to one day be able to poke the Pilllsbury Doughboy.
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Old 04-17-18, 08:13 AM
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His post number matches his location, currently the 10829 (Berlin).
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Old 04-17-18, 11:17 AM
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Has 99 red balloons.
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Old 04-17-18, 11:32 AM
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Is having his 19th nervous breakdown.
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Old 04-17-18, 03:17 PM
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Can't count to 19 on his fingers and toes anymore after that last accident at the plant. Can't count that high using his teef either.
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Old 04-17-18, 03:33 PM
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He can count to 20 since he never had shoes to take off.
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Old 04-18-18, 08:53 AM
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Is at a loss because he has webbed feet
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Old 04-18-18, 02:41 PM
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drives a car with standard transmission
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Old 04-18-18, 03:35 PM
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Is the car salesman that automatically thought my wife couldn't drive a standard transmission car, and was dumbfounded by her precise speed shifting ability.
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Old 04-18-18, 04:44 PM
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A white bread dude in a whole wheat world.
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Old 04-18-18, 07:16 PM
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Is a waft of bad breath in minty fresh world.
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Old 04-18-18, 07:37 PM
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His cat took him in for a dental cleaning.
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Old 04-18-18, 11:01 PM
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While at his dog's veterinarian, the veterinarian thought that the dog shouldn't be the one to be neutered.
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Old 04-19-18, 04:34 AM
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Needs to be de-wormed.
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Old 04-19-18, 08:16 AM
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Named his tapeworm, Shai-Hulud.
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Old 04-19-18, 03:42 PM
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Claimed his intestinal parasites as dependents on his tax return.
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Old 04-19-18, 04:25 PM
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After the heartbreak of psoriasis, he had a shallow "rebound" relationship with body lice.
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Old 04-19-18, 05:31 PM
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Is really a tiny one celled Hammond organism.
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Old 04-19-18, 05:39 PM
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Stole my zircon encrusted tweezers.
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Old 04-19-18, 10:14 PM
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Since he is known for constantly talking out of his ass, he regularly brushes with Preparation H.
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His sister is
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Tried to drown out the rats in ahsposo's basement but they used stale Dunkins for life preservers.
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