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Old 09-10-18, 10:01 PM
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He regularly considers that his best ideas come from the voices in head, even though he dislikes that they are constantly saying "Let them hold your beer", he just cannot resist in letting other people watch his best ideas in action.
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Old 09-11-18, 05:14 AM
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His best ideas involve the thought "Eat another doughnut."
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Developed a donut to break into the massive fortune cookie market. It was a donut with a fortune inside. The Chinese restaurants in his area rejected them because all of the fortunes were lies.
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Is combining his 2 favorite foods, donuts and beer.
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Insists that venison tastes like donuts + beer.
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Knows the answer to that.
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Hates expensive shortcuts.

wait, that is probably true
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Is struggling to find a market for his top-of-the-line shortcuts now that his core customer base, which consisted of smelly little half naked, incontinent marsupials, has run out of money.
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Hates the idea of a short cut, and why he still keeps on dulling the knives his wife keeps on bringing home.
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Has a secret super-power; with just a few sentences he can put the most evil villain into a trance like stupor - he is Boring Man!
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Is preparing to outdo the Florida Man type antics we'll be reading about now that Florence has come ashore.
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His Science Fair project explores his thesis that kitties abhor a vacuum.
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His Science Fair project explores his thesis that kitties abhor a vacuum.
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His science fair project explores the notion that green paint is made by putting frogs in a blender.
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Fairest of the science fair, and has the tiara to prove it.
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Exclusive stylist to the fairest of the Science Fair but recommends dollar store products.
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Can't afford to shop at The Dollar Store. Gives his business to The Penny Arcade.
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Has been arrested numerous times, not for his dressing up as Pennywise, but due to that he pounds it foolishly in public.
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His card was denied at Payless Shoes, he left without a sole.
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Got banned from P&R for being too agreeable.
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His outhouse is the pride of his HOA. His still is in violation however.
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His HOA insists he take the wheels off his house.
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His neighbor's house landed on him, and the whole HOA is singing " Ding Dong............"
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May look and smell like he's pining for the fjords of Norway but is still kicking. Usually small kids and little old ladys, but he's still kicking.
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