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Old 11-25-18, 12:39 PM
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Started a cult in 2002 based on Kanye West being the new Nostradamus.
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Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.
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Old 11-25-18, 07:32 PM
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Believes Adam West is our Savior and will return to Bam! Pow! and Whap! the Devil in the end times.
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Old 11-25-18, 09:08 PM
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Gets his best ideas in the shower and they generally involve the idea of getting the soap out of his eyes.
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His favorite time at the gym, is deliberately dropping and picking up a bar of soap,numerous times, in the showers.
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Old 11-27-18, 12:15 AM
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He would go to a gym but feels there is no sense in getting dressed up for it.
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Old 11-27-18, 06:57 AM
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Sees no reason to go to the gym as his body is perfect, perfect, perfect!
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Old 11-27-18, 10:30 AM
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Since his lies are developed using Common Core, nobody over the age of 40 comprehends them...nor cares that they cannot comprehend them.
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Old 11-27-18, 11:05 AM
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Won't get off my lawn,
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Keeps Bran Beano in his garage.
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Old 11-27-18, 05:03 PM
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At least his bedbugs like him.
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Old 11-28-18, 09:23 AM
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He boasts that counting the cockroaches in his room, helps him in getting a good night's sleep.
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Old 11-28-18, 06:38 PM
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On the 1st day of xmas, his true love gave to him, a fruitcake (same one as last year).
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Old 11-28-18, 07:20 PM
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Old 11-29-18, 03:31 PM
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Was surprised to hear they were talking about reggae instead of him when he heard the phrases "cerebral, socio-political, sensual and spiritual," and has "penetrated all corners of the world,"
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At his age.... when he and his wife were last watching TV in bed, she snuggled up to him and whispered into his ear that she wanted to watch some kamasutra, he eagerly grabbed the remote and switched the channel to Comedy Central.
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...and whaddaya know... it was on!
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Old 11-30-18, 08:15 PM
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One of the flying monkeys of Oz.
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Old 11-30-18, 11:24 PM
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Rode during the Blizzard Of Ozz.
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His version of a crazy train is Thomas.
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Old 12-01-18, 05:27 AM
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He is often compared to a train with a small engine and a big caboose.
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Old 12-01-18, 09:52 AM
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There was a slight problem at the Anchorage lies factory yesterday when they were making a new batch of lies for him, and they predict it will takes months to clean up the mess.
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"Wait... that wasn't tuna???"
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Sorry Charlie, only the best tuna can be on the stark lie list.
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Old 12-01-18, 05:45 PM
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He had a tremendous influence on Charlie the Tuna as a friend, a mentor but, most importantly, he taught Charlie the Tuna how to taste really, really bad.
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Was caught in the limburger donut scandal with a stinky grin.
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