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Old 02-08-19, 02:51 PM
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The Larry Flynt of selfie artists.
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Old 02-08-19, 05:53 PM
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A legend in his own mind, and only in his own mind.
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Old 02-09-19, 09:28 AM
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After growing tired of waiting to be saved by him, Princess Zelda went and married Ganon, and eventually killed Ganon herself with her incessant honeydo demands.
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As the result of an unfortunate accidental inhalation of a massive amount of Right Guard® spray deodorant when he was 15, he has been in a state of arrested development for the last 40 years.
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Old 02-09-19, 09:35 AM
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For the last 40 years, he's been trying to get arrested, but no jail will take him in.
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Old 02-10-19, 07:13 AM
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After high school yearbook photos of him appearing young, fit and cheerful surfaced last week his leadership of the Fat Grumpy Old Men's Club is under attack.
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Old 02-10-19, 09:49 AM
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With the block party video, of him and his neighbors dancing and singing wildly in his front yard, going viral, the local Get Off My Lawn Club had no choice but to revoke his lifetime membership.
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Decided he didn't need an exploratory committee to announce his order at the front counter of Krispy Kreme.

"Today I am having 3 dozen assorted donuts!" he stated to a very bored or just tired server.
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Got a smartphone to get the Krispy Kreme ap to let him know when the donouts are fresh.
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Every time he picks up his smartphone it loses IQ points.
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To him, smartphones are Thor’s hammer. They know. They know.
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Turns into a green hulk of a person everytime he tries to figure out on how to operate his smart phone .
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Began his career as Captain Kargan's cabin boy on the Klingon Cruiser IKS Pagh.
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Spent 2 years in Klingon prison for using too many vowels in his speech
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Still collecting disability from Captain Kangaroo for a ping pong ball [ahem] gag gone wrong.
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Mr. Green Jeans was his childhood idol
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Commits horrible atrocities to innocent young vegetables, slicing, dicing and mashing, as a sacrificial offering to the Jolly Green Giant.
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Did unspeakable things to Garfield the duck.
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Garfield the cat was so lucky...
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Put sufferin succotash out of it's misery.
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hoards lima beans....
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Not to be out done by some Fox News guy, he announced today he hasn't wiped his butt in his entire life.

"Why bother? I'll just have to do it again tomorrow..."
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Does not freeze his jeans as often as we might prefer
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Confuses "cryogenic" with "hygienic".
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