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Old 02-12-19, 08:15 AM
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Due to his personal actions in public, his local curmudgeon club had no choice to censure him by bestowing him with their annual Mr. Congeniality award.
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Old 02-14-19, 03:56 AM
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Lead a MASSIVE rally to protest Krispy Kreme's latest price hike. He was the only person there but it was still MASSIVE.
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Old 02-14-19, 08:29 AM
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Is boycotting Dunkin's donuts for making them too large for his tiny hands, and now thanks Little Debbie minis for making him feel like a real man.
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Old 02-14-19, 06:47 PM
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Is already out looking for sale prices on leftover Valentines Day candy to ad to his dwindling stash of leftover Halloween candy.
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Old 02-14-19, 07:24 PM
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Is offering everyone in the Commuting subforum a sandwich
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Old 02-14-19, 10:57 PM
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Is offering a free tank of gas, and oil change for all the regulars on the LCF forum.
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Old 02-15-19, 12:22 AM
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Is buying me a 1972 Duster 340 so I can take up that offer (Vrrrrrrrrooooooooom!!)
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Old 02-15-19, 05:20 AM
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Still rides with playing cards in his spokes.

And his mother dresses him funny...
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Old 02-15-19, 08:04 AM
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For a more secure feeling on his part, he had training wheels attached to his car.
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Old 02-15-19, 12:16 PM
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Was yelling at people to get off of his lawn before it was possible,
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Old 02-15-19, 01:14 PM
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The Pop Rocks in his shorts tell him when he's had an oopsie.
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Skijored to Krispy Kreme again.
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Old 02-15-19, 05:32 PM
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Has @skijor fooled into thinking he wears shorts.

Hey skijor! He's a marsupial wearing nothing but a shirt and only has oopsies, dude!
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Old 02-15-19, 09:11 PM
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Their mother dresses me, but she loves my Colson shirts the most.
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Old 02-16-19, 02:37 PM
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His mother still dresses him, but he prefers them to be hemmed just below his knees........... he doesn't want to be too provocative in public.
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Old 02-16-19, 06:39 PM
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The neighborhood watch has a set of special busybodies assigned to keep an eye on his shenanigans.
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He was arrested last night for being the neighborhood watch after he fell off the ladder he had at Mary Jane Bumgarden's bedroom window.
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Old 02-17-19, 09:21 AM
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The Keystone Kops were his mentors for his expert ladder handling skills.
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Old 02-17-19, 03:50 PM
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Was once arrested with the COPS film crew on scene but it was rejected as boring.
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His cardiac arrest was filmed by the COPD crew.
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The queen of the Silver Dollar.
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Is still trying to get on as a contestant on Queen for a Day.
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His Queen has a donut hole.
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Has forgotten how much he's learned from his mistakes.
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