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Old 03-21-19, 03:39 AM
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Old 03-21-19, 06:49 AM
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Peed in a women's restroom while loudly stating "I am going boldly where no man has gone before!"
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Old 03-21-19, 07:19 AM
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When he slightly hurt his finger in masonry school, his instructor told him to put a bandage on it, miffed at the thought of having to do it himself, he quipped "I'm a bricklayer, not a doctor!"
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Old 03-21-19, 07:40 AM
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Old 03-21-19, 07:41 PM
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Was almost enticed into a mass theft gang known as Take Five.
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Old 03-21-19, 09:45 PM
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Old 03-22-19, 04:58 AM
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Old 03-22-19, 09:55 AM
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The new artificial turf in his recroom just won't dew.
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Old 03-22-19, 12:54 PM
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Old 03-22-19, 02:29 PM
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Old 03-22-19, 08:24 PM
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Has been extorting the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
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Old 03-22-19, 09:44 PM
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MM's mother was dejected when Maury said you aren't the father.
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Still upset that Gene Gene the Dancing Machine stole his thunder, and the only flashes and things thrown at him were LEO badges and the judges' books, after his public renditions.


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Old 03-24-19, 10:01 AM
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Old 03-24-19, 06:38 PM
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Old 03-24-19, 10:46 PM
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After being fired from several public high schools as a sex education teacher, he decided to try his luck in providing his technical skills in the advertisement business.


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Old 03-25-19, 11:13 AM
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Old 03-25-19, 08:30 PM
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I thought this was supposed to be lies??ffs, dude.

where do you think I got this??
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Old 03-25-19, 10:26 PM
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