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Old 04-21-19, 08:03 PM
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His bike computer uses dollar store batteries.
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Old 04-22-19, 05:38 AM
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His bike computer involves squirrels in a cage.
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Old 04-22-19, 07:26 AM
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The only thing that can distract him from being mesmerized by squirrels in a cage is this..........


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Old 04-22-19, 11:05 AM
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Knows where his last doughnut went now.
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Old 04-22-19, 11:31 PM
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Had to ninja that squirrel before it ate his Captain Crunch.
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Old 04-23-19, 09:35 AM
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Enjoyed nude sunbathing in his backyard until squirrels tried to bury his nuts.
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Old 04-23-19, 10:11 AM
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They call the heavy equipment people whenever he goes to the beach, figuring they've got another beached whale to deal with.
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Old 04-25-19, 07:22 AM
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Is now NASA's top solar eclipse simulator, with @ahsposo being seen at numerous donut bars mourning in being demoted to his secondary status.
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Old 04-27-19, 10:50 AM
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After seeing the recently released photograph of what he thinks is mislabeled as a "black hole" he has begun building an nterstellar space craft to journey to what he believes is the cosmic glazed donut.

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Old 04-27-19, 11:38 AM
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Turns his lies inside out every other day, just like his skivvies.
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Old 04-27-19, 11:28 PM
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Is the originator of the Ancient Chinese Secret.
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Old 04-28-19, 10:08 AM
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Is the daily recipient of the Ancient Chinese Secret.
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Now that he knows it, it may be Ancient and Chinese but it sure isn't Secret.
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Orders his ancient Chinese Sucrets off eBay.
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Collects Ancient Chinese Tea Crates.
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Collects rats from ancient Teacs.
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Expertly handled many Chinese Junk
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Old 04-29-19, 10:25 AM
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and they were oddly fine with that...
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Old 04-29-19, 08:51 PM
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Prefers odd junk in his trunk.
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Finally decided to sell off or give away his junk, and suddenly his studio apartment turned into a 5 bedroom 5 bath house, with a 40 acre parcel.
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Insists it not junk, it's his antique.
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His next bike trip is going to involve couch surfing with Floridaman.
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Apparently cannot tell a lie.
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Floridaman called off the couch surfing adventure with him, when he discovered that @ahsposo's brother Chad, would be hanging out with them.
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His smart phone feels like he's holding it back from reaching it's full potential.
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