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Old 09-20-19, 11:36 AM
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Comes up with terms easily found on search engines.
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His search engine is powered by rubber bands.
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His A rubber band broke, leading to some interesting tuning modes.
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Old 09-20-19, 04:17 PM
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Tried to recreate a famous scene from the Blues Brothers today. https://wgntv.com/2019/09/20/police-...oodfield-mall/
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Sent me this postcard from his trip out West. The message was kind of hard to read, his handwriting was pretty bad. I think there was something about "really enjoyed the ride. The probe was incredible!"

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Not only has his own collection of anal probes he knows just how they feel when they're used on humans and his own favorite.
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...whenever he tells a story about how tough he had it as a kid, he always waits a moment, then adds, "But we were 'appy in those days. Try telling that to these kids nowadays and they don't believe you."
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...he's written an entire book of end times prophecy called "The Four Yorkshiremen of the Apocalypse." Has a couple of responses from publishers, neither of them promising.
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Sick and tired of nobody doing anything about it. he has decided to pay off the U.S. debt.

"I just wrote them a check, put it in the mail. Even put one of them Forever stamps on the envelope..." he told his neighbor, Moe Rahn, over their shared backyard fence this morning.
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...has not only met the guy who lives next door to me, he shares his opinion of me.
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A very humble, self effacing kind of guy. When we last got together under the bridge to hang out, harass the passersby and drink some Thunderbird he said at one point "...so that's enough about me, tell me what YOU think about my new tattoo..."
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His favorite tattoo is the one on his chest that says DNR.
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...he's going to a go-go.
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He didn't wake him up.
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...Marcia Brady recently took out a restraining order prohibiting him from coming within 500 feet of her.
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You're just jealous because it's all Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
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...his favorite saying is ," The truth hurts."
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Medical researchers have identified his dyslexia as being caused by a fault in his AND...
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Is sure a NAND gate will open, if Nan D. allows it.
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When he heard about the home for battered women, his first thought was... all these years I've been eating them plain.
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Always the bad example in his youth, he has become a crotchedy worst case scenario in his declining years.
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Doesn't know he's supposed to post a "lie".
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Doesn't buckle his 5-point harness, likes the danger.
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