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Old 01-27-14, 11:43 AM
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when the first of the bombings happens at the upcoming olympics
he will be disappointed
and consider it a net drag on the excitement of the games
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Old 01-27-14, 12:15 PM
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Is representing Canada in the Snot Rocket competition in Sochi.
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Old 01-27-14, 12:33 PM
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Is representing Canada in the Snot Rocket competition in Sochi.
you dont know how close to the awful awful truth you are

if it wasnt for my deviated septum
which makes my left nostril prone to misfire
i would have gone pro
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Old 01-27-14, 02:30 PM
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Claims that his deviated septum is not a result of excessive cocaine use.
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Old 01-27-14, 02:58 PM
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he is a known as a deviant among the regular gang at the crack house
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Dreams of showering with a friend to test his deviated septum.
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Dreams of traveling back in time to mount and tame the rolling thesaurus. Mainly the mounting.
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...jaded by his years of running the house of soiled doves, he dreams of an expansion to another house, specializing in deviant doves. Mounting courtesy of the Kama Sutra.
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Never played hangman's noose with another wet noodle....
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Has tried to shoot pool with a limp noodle.

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...so fast on his bicycle that snot rockets will not fly clear, off to the side, but are instead plastered against his shoulder, like snotty epaulets. His pals call him General Booger.
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uses his snot rockets to lube his chain.
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Is trying to build his side business of chain replacement with belt drives made of the finest fossilized rolling thesaurus hide.
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...in order to make his life simpler and more efficient, he lubricates everything with Astro-glide. Also uses it as a cooking oil. "Mmmm, good eatin'," sez he.
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Visitors often wonder why his kitchen smells like a porn movie set.
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He makes bacon. Oh yes he does.
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...in order to simplify his life, he uses bacon as a sex lubricant. "Mmmmm, good eatin'," sez he.
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That is definitely a lie as I'm a "she" rather than a "he".

3Alarmer: Uses "I want to check you for ticks" as a pick up line.
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..has been known to fall for the old, "I want to check you for ticks," pick up line. More than once. Repeatedly, depending on sobriety levels. A lot.
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Eats fried scorpions on a stick instead of potato chips.
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Rebuilds pacemakers in her spare time so the "check you for ticks" pickup line is one she favors.
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Old 01-27-14, 11:00 PM
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Eats fried scorpions on a stick instead of potato chips.
...her favorite snack ? Ticks on a stick. Delicious when slathered with a curried mayo dip.
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Rebuilds pacemakers in his spare time so the "check you for ticks" pickup line is one he favors.
...has posted signage throughout his neighborhood declaring it a nuclear free, mandatory, shower with a friend of the opposite sex zone.
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Never gets corked but frequently goes off half-crocked.
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