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Old 08-16-21, 08:28 PM
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Actually, his proudest possession is his bird seed recipe book, that came with the lifetime supply of Road Runner bird seed, that he won on Bloop Bloop.com.
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Old 08-16-21, 09:47 PM
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^^^ dynodonn in his carefree, younger days, midway through a double Century.
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Here's 3alarmer in the shower, having the time of his life, midway through a 7 to 12 stretch for tax evasion...

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Started taking a poll of women and what was their favorite soap.

The most popular response was, "HEY! How did you get in here!?"
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His favorite bathing songs are "Three Men in a Tub", and "Stuck in the Middle with You".
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Only slices-off ears when Stealers Wheel is on the radio.
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Old 08-17-21, 02:00 PM
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has a foot fetish. and, his favorite game is "this little piggy". of course, his wife doesn't appreciate that very much, so it's "this little princess". it's not quite the same for him, "princess in the blanket" makes up for it
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Likes to practice his enlightened social engineering by actually going to the country club and sharing his trailer park education and life skills with the underprivileged children he finds there around the pool.

"They have no where elthe to go! Imagine, being nine yearth old and not be able to launch a thnot rocket!" he told Bunny Bottom, Society Page Editor for the Winslow Wagger.
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...he and his gang of little rascals have built a secret clubhouse in a vacant lot a few blocks over from his street. They have a hand painted sign on the front, that says "He Man Woman Haters Country Club - NO GIRZ !!", and they've turned the rest of the vacant lot into a three hole chip and putt.
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Old 08-18-21, 04:28 AM
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When he was a child he was a tattletale and was afraid of monsters under his bed; now that he's all grown up and is a government snitch, he's afraid of mobsters under his bed...
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Likes sleeping with the fish, which is fine with his wife, as long as he takes a shower before he comes home.
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Once taught a man to fish, so he'd be fed for the rest of his life, but rather would set a man on fire to be warm for the rest of his life.
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You know, some people are tone-deaf, some are color-blind; he's truth-numb so sometime the palette of his lies is kind of jarring.
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...has splinters from the old palette he sleeps on, next to a dumpster, in the alley behind the Piggly Wiggly over on Macon Street. It jars him awake every time he picks up another one.
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His lies have become so good, he actually got a congratulatory call from Abraham Maslow's grandson, who is compiling a textbook consisting of Maslow's best work. He wants to give an example of what a self-actualized liar looks like.
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he's a pot, but goes by kettle
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Smokes pot out of a kettle. He modified it himself, and of course, the kettle is black. Well, its black now. He took a can of flat black to it because he didnt like the Rastafarian/Jamaican color theme. Crazy pot heads! At least it wasnt tie-dyed.
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His kettle has accused his pot of bullying and harassment after a recent racially charged verbal incident witnessed by the entire kitchen.
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Still looks down upon the discarded office paper as white trash.
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thinks staples are unethical paper restraining devices. paperclips, however....those are kinky!!
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Permanently banned from Staples after that "incident" with the Post-it-Notes.
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...long addicted to Elmer's glue sticks, he can describe (in detail) the difference between the high he gets from all purpose clear, and the newer, much more potent, disappearing purple.
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Disappearing Purple is his ninja Marvel name.
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every year he attends the ninja parade, and every year he never sees one, dang it!!! "well.....there's next year <<<sigh>>>"
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