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Old 10-18-21, 09:18 AM
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I'd have to stop moving altogether...it's an automatic

His watch, like him, is easily winded.
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Old 10-18-21, 10:48 AM
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...inspired by our recent collegial exchange on the pursuit of immortality, he has now stopped moving altogether. Science marches on (but he remains in stasis.)
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May someday become an adequate bicycle mechanic despite having so little knowledge of the vehicles.
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Comes here to lie...cuz it's not permitted in P&R.
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Old 10-18-21, 11:30 AM
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...has decided to give up the pursuit of immortality, and dedicate himself full time to the pursuit of immorality.
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Has decided to give up the pursuit of immortality, and dedicate himself full time to the pursuit of being immoral...and copy & pasting without abandon.
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...the full time pursuit of immorality is at the same time a more realistic, and an achievable goal.
This goes toward his goal oriented approach to life, and his hopes to be remembered, after he dies, as something more.

There's always the hope of an Ignoble Prize nomination.
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Old 10-18-21, 01:23 PM
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Tells me that it's time for a change. He gonna go lie to some posts...
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...he wants it all. An eternal lifetime of immorality, America Great Again, a subscription to "Buxom Ladies of the UK", and as much pecan pie as he can eat.
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Old 10-18-21, 04:19 PM
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Doesn't everybody???
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(uhhh....<<DUH!!>>)


when he says everybody, he means himselves
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...he would be willing to settle for just the subscription to "Buxom Ladies of the UK" magazine.
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Just about broke Hugh Hefner's heart when he refused to pose for Playmate of the Month May 1979.

This was well before his transition...
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He is constantly telling everyone that Larry Flynt would never have got his start if he had not been at that one drunken party years ago.
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Was Larry Flynt's faithful clean-up man for years.
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...often finds himself wishing he were pink, like me.
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Was on the Hustler magazine staff for decades. His title: Donut Procurement Specialist.
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Old 10-19-21, 11:09 AM
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...people who know him often wonder how he got the nickname, "Sprinkles".
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...likes to discuss important topics of the day in teh P+R. Just recently, he started a thread with the title, "What if Michael Jackson had gone with the catch phrase, 'Can't Touch This', before MC Hammer adopted it ?"

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Wonders where the breath holding craze got started and why. He can barely catch his much less hold it...
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...even after all these years, he still loves to moonwalk.

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after all these years, he's still crazy....enough to walk a mile for a moonpie....or three
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He has a constant positive attitude, with him continually telling his wife, "One of these days Mildred, one of these days, .......... you're going to the Moon!
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Wonders if the moon is also flat.
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...recently arrested and required to post a court appearance bond, for mooning the mayor and the entire city council in a closed door meeting.
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