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Old 01-24-22, 01:22 PM
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**** ** ******* **** ****** ******

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Even his bleeps are bleeped because they are so dirty.
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Old 01-25-22, 12:37 AM
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he's so dirty even his computer is censoring him. not to mention, greatly offended
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Inspired by current events, he has launched a plan to invade Uranus.
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Reserves the walk-in autoclave for guests.
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...has an app on his phone that allows him to monitor TP usage by guests in real time.
Anyone who has visited him before knows it's simpler to just bring your own.
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Constantly reminds listeners "Hey, my lies are up here!".
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...he knows exactly what it's like, to have a bunch of women in a male strip club, eyeing you up on stage, like you're a piece of meat.
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Is pressing stalking and sexual harassment charges against his mirror.

"Every time I see a mirror there's this creepy looking old guy staring at me, follows me around I guess, I can't make him go away..."
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"...mirror mirror on the wall, he's the fairest one of all."
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**** ** ******* **** ****** ******

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Understands what "leave this thread" means.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 01-26-22, 12:32 AM
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...just like everyone else in the lies thread, she is pretty casual about wearing pants.
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Old 01-26-22, 04:47 AM
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Knows from experience that 7 out of 10 flaming pants situations occur in the home...
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...he's been pushing the manufacturers for years, to make Nomex® pants in more color varieties than uniform blue and safety yellow, because he'd like something to wear at the office, where he really has to tell some whoppers.
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Old 01-26-22, 08:34 PM
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Is a mathematical genius, his life work is applying fractal algorithms to lies to create a lie that infinitely grows and contracts as variables change.

Scientific Murican called his work "Not too shabby. Not shabby at all..."
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...he would never say it to her face. But privately he has told me that he thinks he must be cuter than Siu Blue Wind , because of his wonderful mustache.
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Knows I never said that. I said I think my mustache is fuller than hers...
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The note in the bottle that washed up on his island read "Hold it down over there, loudmouth!"
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Old 01-27-22, 08:29 PM
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...he is climbing Jacob's ladder.
He is climbing Jacob's ladder.
He is climbing Jacob's ladder.
A soldier of the cross.
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After realizing Kenny Rogers didn't have a military force (like the Kiss Army) he tried to become a member of G-Unit before realizing it was not Kenny G's military force. Also tried with Kenny Loggins Loggjammers but they were not taking applications even though he was very specific about his love of taking up the highway to the danger zone.
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...he once was lost, but now is still lost. He's also blind, you see.
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No, the circle will not be unbroken. He has broken more circles than anyone and always does it quick doesn't go for that by and by stuff.
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The National Police Association has awarded him their coveted Rusty Handcuff award for his "Outstanding role as The Usual Suspect That Needs Rounding Up".

He'll be able to accept this honor as soon as Booking is done with him.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the man of decadence, the man of avoidance, the man...the devil himself....Ahsposo Söze....
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He's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't take home to mother, He will never put the spirits down even if you get him off the streets
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