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Old 01-29-14, 08:52 PM
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Stumbled across a clue yesterday, a really nice one, but passed it up.

"I've been without one for so long I can't see having any now" he said.
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Stumbled across a clue yesterday, a really nice one, but passed it up.

"I've been without one for so long I can't see having any now" he said.
that's what she said...
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Dude looks like a lady
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before the balloon race in the '79 laff-a-lympics, dick dastardly said, "all we need to do is poison the other team's leader, scooby doo. it will render them helpless, and the really rottens will win by default!"

this struck mumbly as a bit too much violence for children's programming, but he laughed his silly little laugh anyway.
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Old 01-30-14, 03:23 PM
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He likes to follow his silly little laughs with a girlish simpering.
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...Thursday is trash pickup day in his neighborhood. MillCreek absolutely loves talking trash.
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Likes picking up trailer trash.
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He picks it up and brings it back to his trailer, placing it in carefully labeled caves through the secret trap door.
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Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

While stumped for new material S. King saw him wandering the backstreets tipping cans, standing slumped & dirty....thought "trash? man" and the rest is history.
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When you tell him he's got snot running out his nose, he replies "No, that's not snot, it's Ichor. There's a difference."
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Sitting on the park bench --
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot is running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
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Has never been the same since his Aqualung stopped working when he was fifty feet down out in the bay.
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Dives for geoducks in the Salish Sea and then uses and abuses them in the most unseemly way.
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Was devastated by the recent surpreme court ruling in The United States of America vs. Jseis. Which ruled that his geoduck movies staring Millcreek are not protected by the first amendment and are far far too sick to even be considered pornography. Jseis is planning an appeal against his lawyers instance that this is impossible.
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...as a pinniped, who feeds on crustaceans and bivalves, he has an entirely understandable revulsion to geoduck porn. "But what if ....?" is a constant reaction.
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when he hears "gooey-duck," he can only think of that uncooked game bird he had last week at wan's food emporium and nails outlet.
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Has stuffed and mounted the neck of a geoduck. In that order.
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Been waiting for the rim-shot that never comes....
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Thinks he is
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likes to recite the first song he learned, 'daisy,' when his memory begins to fail him or in soothing relief after murdering one of the crew.
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Is frantically trying to get to the escape hatch...
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After using a speculum and a mirror, said 'My God, it's full of stars!' in a tone of wonderment.
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...has been known to use a speculum in some of his more famous exploits with geoducks. Trust me, you really don't want to know.
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