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Old 12-21-14, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
Maybe we can make a gift of Justin Bieber to North Korea.
We've given them Dennis Rodman, but they keep giving him back.
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Old 12-22-14, 08:02 AM
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I think we should go to war...surrender immediately....and let THEM fix our politics.
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Old 12-22-14, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by bruce19 View Post
I think we should go to war...surrender immediately....and let THEM fix our politics.
You wouldn't say that after watching 10 minutes of our parliament in action.
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Old 12-22-14, 08:10 AM
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Yeah, maybe they'd let Rob Ford be our President!
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Old 12-22-14, 08:29 AM
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Canada is a resource-less country. Nothing to see here. Move along ...
Liar! We know about the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve and the rather clandestine Maple Syrup Cartel...

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Old 12-22-14, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by CharlyAlfaRomeo View Post
You wouldn't say that after watching 10 minutes of our parliament in action.
Good God man...is there no hope anywhere? FWIW I would be happy to trade Mitch McConnell for Rob Ford. At least we know Rob is on drugs.
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Old 12-22-14, 09:02 AM
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We shouldn't go to war with Canada, it's not our style. We like to go to war with countries half a world away, ones with no military to speak of (pick-up trucks with ********** mounts), and lots of opium and/or oil. We like to go to war with countries that we can talk about how evil they are, because our "Duck Dynasty" culture are easily convinced and don't have a clue. Too many Muricans know of Canada, so that won't work for good propaganda.
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Old 12-22-14, 09:07 AM
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I can't believe the forum edited out my word "machine ***" It used to only be words like ****, piss, ****.
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Old 12-22-14, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Shifty View Post
I can't believe the forum edited out my word "machine ***" It used to only be words like ****, piss, ****.
Use ungay next time. Cuz pig Latin is far less offensive, or confusing.
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Old 12-22-14, 09:28 AM
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Great idea, I need to get a list of banned words, and work on my pig Latin.
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Old 12-22-14, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
Maybe we can make a gift of Justin Bieber to North Korea.
We could tell them he wrote "The Interview". That should keep him in another continent for a while.
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Old 12-22-14, 01:05 PM
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Thank you for the Cowboy Junkies attack. Its still in progress, we're doing our best to contain it, but they might have to assault us with a few more albums before we even consider a truce. And they're even using our own 'weapons' against us; oh, the horror!

Agreed. They better send some more good beer down with the next album just to be safe.
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Old 12-22-14, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by bruce19 View Post
Good God man...is there no hope anywhere? FWIW I would be happy to trade Mitch McConnell for Rob Ford. At least we know Rob is on drugs.
Hahaha
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Old 12-22-14, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by bruce19 View Post
Good God man...is there no hope anywhere? FWIW I would be happy to trade Mitch McConnell for Rob Ford. At least we know Rob is on drugs.
And if we throw in Ted Cruz, maybe we can get Rob's brother, too.
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Old 12-22-14, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by bruce19 View Post
I think we should go to war...surrender immediately....and let THEM fix our politics.
Jack Bauer is our new President
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Old 12-22-14, 01:56 PM
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Jack Bauer is our new President
Well, he does always seem to have outstanding cell phone service whether he's in a tunnel, bunker, abandoned mine, etc...and all whilst under fire.
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Old 12-22-14, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
Maybe we can make a gift of Justin Bieber to North Korea.
A regifting even Miss Manners would approve of.
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Old 12-22-14, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by colorider View Post
A regifting even Miss Manners would approve of.
And cannibis is legal in NK, so the Biebs should be happy with the arrangement as well.
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Old 12-22-14, 04:27 PM
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Why would anyone want to attack Canadians? We're such a peaceful, and loving country.
90% of your population has amassed near the US border. You don't fool us -- we know you'll invade any day now...
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Old 12-26-14, 05:13 PM
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What colour will you paint the White House after the war this time?
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Old 12-26-14, 06:03 PM
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Oh, I think a nice haint blue would be nice...

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Old 12-26-14, 09:17 PM
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You guys in the States should start to get nervous now ... Bieber just acquired a fighter jet :O

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You guys in the States should start to get nervous now ... Bieber just acquired a fighter jet :O

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From the look of the interior, I think it is a Gulfstream corporate jet, probably a G5xx or G6xx model.
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From the look of the interior, I think it is a Gulfstream corporate jet, probably a G5xx or G6xx model.
You get to spend some time flying in one of these, I'll bet, as you conduct the Tribe's ever expanding affairs throughout the known world...
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Originally Posted by skijor View Post
Use ungay next time.
Is this the same as non-LGTB...?
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