Bib Shorts: How do I Pee?
04-28-05, 04:29 AM
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Bib Shorts: How do I Pee?
I just got a new pair of bib shorts. We race on a crit course that is the road around a campground. It's really nice, but it's in the woods. Usually we go in the woods to pee because the porta potty is usually occupied.
Would I have to take my jersey completely off just to pee? Or are there any tricks that I can do to keep from removing my jersey?
Thanks for the help.
Would I have to take my jersey completely off just to pee? Or are there any tricks that I can do to keep from removing my jersey?
Thanks for the help.
04-28-05, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by hoodlum
Hang it out of the bottom of one of the leg holes.
04-28-05, 08:18 AM
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04-28-05, 01:23 PM
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Heh, I just pull the stomach part way down and pull my "thing" over it. If I have to do a no. 2 then I pull my arms inside the shirt and pull the straps off, I would feel weird stripping in a public bathroom.
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I just pull the front down and flop the old fella over the top. I guess it all varies between designs of bibs. And old fellas.
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Originally Posted by Stubacca
I just pull the front down and flop the old fella over the top. I guess it all varies between designs of bibs. And old fellas.
That's right, just pull down the front..... and don't let go!
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Originally Posted by racer21
That's right, just pull down the front..... and don't let go!
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Originally Posted by Stubacca
Good point. Clumsiness and bib-peeing do not make good bedfellows.
04-29-05, 07:51 AM
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If I am wearing a jersey over my bibs, I let the straps slide off the shoulders, pull the bibs all the way down, flop it out the front and Gee Wizzz. It takes a little practice.
Mabe there should be a trap door.
Mabe there should be a trap door.
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Originally Posted by bassplayinbiker
I just got a new pair of bib shorts. We race on a crit course that is the road around a campground. It's really nice, but it's in the woods. Usually we go in the woods to pee because the porta potty is usually occupied.
Would I have to take my jersey completely off just to pee? Or are there any tricks that I can do to keep from removing my jersey?
Thanks for the help.
Would I have to take my jersey completely off just to pee? Or are there any tricks that I can do to keep from removing my jersey?
Thanks for the help.
04-29-05, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TomM
These answers are male orientated. What about the other half of cyclists?
Most women sit though so I would assume you'd have to pull the shorts all the way down. Even if you've taught yourself how to pee standing up you'd still have to pull the shorts down.
04-29-05, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by bassplayinbiker
I just got a new pair of bib shorts. We race on a crit course that is the road around a campground. It's really nice, but it's in the woods. Usually we go in the woods to pee because the porta potty is usually occupied.
Would I have to take my jersey completely off just to pee? Or are there any tricks that I can do to keep from removing my jersey?
Thanks for the help.
Would I have to take my jersey completely off just to pee? Or are there any tricks that I can do to keep from removing my jersey?
Thanks for the help.
04-30-05, 02:14 AM
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Not all bibs are built the same...I have two pair..The one by Performance..The top of the bibs in front don't dip very low..So taking a leak requires somewhat of a stretch...The Santini bibs I have...The top of the bibs are built very low to the stomach , so taking a leak is easy.
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Originally Posted by larue
I have no experience on how to pee out of a vagina.
Most women sit though so I would assume you'd have to pull the shorts all the way down. Even if you've taught yourself how to pee standing up you'd still have to pull the shorts down.
Most women sit though so I would assume you'd have to pull the shorts all the way down. Even if you've taught yourself how to pee standing up you'd still have to pull the shorts down.
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Originally Posted by frail1
Sorry, maybe too much info, but females don't pee out of their vagina's!
04-30-05, 02:21 PM
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At my age I'd be happy to pee at all.
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How about the Stadium Pal? https://www.davebarry.com/gg/giftguid...docs/gift5.htm
David Sedaris wrote a funny essay about this, too.
edit: probably would have to wear this with the bag on the outer ankle, otherwise could get caught in chain.
David Sedaris wrote a funny essay about this, too.
edit: probably would have to wear this with the bag on the outer ankle, otherwise could get caught in chain.
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this for the lass with good coordination and enough time to get organised...
www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html
www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html
