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Old 01-16-16, 04:58 PM
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Craig's List Idiotic Posts Of The Day!

And on our wonderful Indianapolis Craig's List today we have listed under BICYCLES ...

A Cinderella coat! Why? Because anyone who's into riding is also into wearing teh Cinderellaz kit. That's right! Every serious cyclist NEEDS one of these in their wardrobe.
https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/bik/5394641551.html



Up next we have a Super Glide motorcycle, because everyone who is looking to purchase a bike really wants to purchase a motorcycle instead. There's no way around it. You KNOW you want it! Why bother using your legs when you can have a "real" engine?
https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/bik/5404856342.html



Oh, and here's a GMC Denali with no pictures to accompany the post. Don't worry, it's in "like new" condition. The ad says so!
https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/bik/5404757388.html


And finally, for today we have a pair of roller blades to round out our cycling accessories. That's right! These are "special" roller blades so they don't belong under the Sporting Goods section. These are "cycling" roller blades so it's OK to post them under Bicycles.
https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/bik/5387790026.html



Craig's List ... making humanity dumber 1 IQ point at a time.

I have no affiliation with any of these items. No Cinderella coats have been harmed in the making of this post.
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Old 01-17-16, 09:09 AM
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There are a lot of people out there that are not rocket scientist!!!
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Old 01-17-16, 11:42 AM
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Wonderful... A Sportster disguised to look like a Super Glide to an idiot. Gotta LOVE CL.
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Old 01-18-16, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by rydabent View Post
There are a lot of people out there that are not rocket scientist!!!
I think the government has been putting something in the city's drinking water to make them stupider and paranoid.
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Old 01-19-16, 05:53 AM
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Not Indy...

Originally Posted by Doctor Morbius View Post
I think the government has been putting something in the city's drinking water to make them stupider ...
...but Flint, MI.
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