View Poll Results: People who don't ride/dress/groom like I do
Are misinformed fools.
8
28.57%
Just haven't had it explained properly.
9
32.14%
Are victims of a giant conspiracy.
4
14.29%
Have deep psychological flaws that keep them from seeing the one true way.
17
60.71%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll
People who don't ride/dress/groom like I do
04-04-16, 02:10 PM
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People who don't ride/dress/groom like I do
Just thought I could boil about 1000 threads down to their essence.
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04-04-16, 02:18 PM
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do you dress like Robin Hood with spandex, crimpelene and do you wear shirts with someone else's name on? 
04-04-16, 02:22 PM
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Glad there's a cut-off date for the poll so it won't just go on and on and on and on and on and on................................................................................
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04-04-16, 02:33 PM
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it's a shame you don't have a choice like the one below.
<> are probably wondering why I don't dress, etc. like they do.
This may rankle some here, but a generation or two back bicycling used to attract free-spirited types, who didn't care what other people did or thought, and likewise didn't care that mainstream folks thought they were oddballs. Since they didn't care what was in or out, they also didn't care what fellow outsiders did or thought.
These days bicycling is in, and attracting the very same types that folks used to try to avoid.
<> are probably wondering why I don't dress, etc. like they do.
This may rankle some here, but a generation or two back bicycling used to attract free-spirited types, who didn't care what other people did or thought, and likewise didn't care that mainstream folks thought they were oddballs. Since they didn't care what was in or out, they also didn't care what fellow outsiders did or thought.
These days bicycling is in, and attracting the very same types that folks used to try to avoid.
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04-04-16, 03:13 PM
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People who spend less money or time than me aren't committed or hardcore enough.
People who spend more money or time than me are insane.
People who spend money and time on different things than me are deluded or mentally deficient.
People who spend more money or time than me are insane.
People who spend money and time on different things than me are deluded or mentally deficient.
04-04-16, 03:32 PM
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People who don't ride/dress/groom like I do....
If someone doesn't like what I'm wearing or the type of bike I'm riding, it's not going to hurt my feelings one bit. I'm not some modern day entitled snowflake whose feelings get hurt if someone even looks at me the wrong way. LOL!!
04-04-16, 04:50 PM
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Boxers or briefs?
04-04-16, 05:02 PM
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apocryphal sobriquet
All I know is any man who doesn't wear a proper set of breeches and matching codpiece is not a gentleman but a scoundrel.
04-04-16, 05:35 PM
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Those slower than me don't train enough, those faster are PED users.
04-04-16, 10:43 PM
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I didn't see a choice for "all of the above."
04-05-16, 05:54 AM
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In order to best exemplify my 21st Century American exceptionalism, I will say ... all those who do not do as I do----Bomb Them!!!!
Cycling has long been lacking in drone strikes.
Cycling has long been lacking in drone strikes.
04-05-16, 07:18 AM
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04-05-16, 07:23 AM
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it's a shame you don't have a choice like the one below.
<> are probably wondering why I don't dress, etc. like they do.
This may rankle some here, but a generation or two back bicycling used to attract free-spirited types, who didn't care what other people did or thought, and likewise didn't care that mainstream folks thought they were oddballs. Since they didn't care what was in or out, they also didn't care what fellow outsiders did or thought.
These days bicycling is in, and attracting the very same types that folks used to try to avoid.
<> are probably wondering why I don't dress, etc. like they do.
This may rankle some here, but a generation or two back bicycling used to attract free-spirited types, who didn't care what other people did or thought, and likewise didn't care that mainstream folks thought they were oddballs. Since they didn't care what was in or out, they also didn't care what fellow outsiders did or thought.
These days bicycling is in, and attracting the very same types that folks used to try to avoid.
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04-05-16, 07:58 AM
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The great thing about riding the beach is I really could give a crap what people think about how I dress and they all treat me like a friend whether they're a millennial stoner, old time clammer, drifter, beachcomber, drunk, firewood cutter, cop, surfer, beach fisher, sand castle builder, kid with a kite, drug dealer, RC fanatic, tourista, Subie driving hipster. Ok, the Subie driving smug millennial hipsters can go suck it.
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04-05-16, 08:21 AM
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Clothing is a complete and utter waste of money. If I could get away with it, I would wear battleship grey overalls with nothing else everywhere. I do like to be clean, showering everyday.
04-05-16, 08:25 AM
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Anyone who does ride/groom/dress like me would have to be insane. I don't want to meet that person.
04-05-16, 08:44 AM
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Nobody dresses like I do. If I see them I shall attack at once. For they are an interloper. Destined to placed in a shallow grave in the woods. Be warned.
04-06-16, 11:00 AM
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I wouldn't be doing it the way I do, if it wasn't the correct way.
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04-06-16, 11:46 AM
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That daily showering though ... that is an intriguing idea.
