My biggest achievement on the bike yet...
07-03-02, 02:35 PM
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My biggest achievement on the bike yet...
No, this is isn't about a longest milage or highest climb.
Actually it was on one of my shorter routes.
I was 30 K from home, then Mr. Die-re-hia payed a unwelcome visit.
I still had an elevation of 600 meters to climb. But there I was. Alone, and no other solution than to pedal forward. Pain in the intestine.
ANd yes, poop in my shorts.
Made it, proud of it.
Hey, I'm a lone rider, I got no one else to share these stories with.
Actually it was on one of my shorter routes.
I was 30 K from home, then Mr. Die-re-hia payed a unwelcome visit.
I still had an elevation of 600 meters to climb. But there I was. Alone, and no other solution than to pedal forward. Pain in the intestine.
ANd yes, poop in my shorts.
Made it, proud of it.Hey, I'm a lone rider, I got no one else to share these stories with.
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Thank you for that, Amir. 
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07-03-02, 03:12 PM
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to much information
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Amir, Thanks for sharing your enthuiasm for hill climbing. Almost been there . Done that myself. Unfortunately, I didn't have your dedication and determination to finish the climb; I stopped, took care of business and then went up the hill. Of course, I ride mostly in the country surrounded by trees and am easily persuaded that if Bears can do it, so can I.
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oh, amir....what were you.....raised by beavers or something?! hahaha...
i think we found a new catch phrase to replace....'does a bear sh$^ in the woods?'
i think we found a new catch phrase to replace....'does a bear sh$^ in the woods?'
07-03-02, 06:08 PM
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Funny, it only seems to happen to me just after I arrive somewhere, then WHOOOSH! Sprint to the restroom.
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Thats one of the reasons why I carry paper towleing or strong table napkins iffn I can swipe them. Never know when you might need to preform a "Field Expedint", hence it's name. Anybody spots it I just say it's to wipe grease off the chain or my hands or whatever.
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Thats way more information than I need to know.
even divers don't talk about that one.
Marty
even divers don't talk about that one.
Marty
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Thanks for giving us the poop on that one!
I hope you realized your wish of having many cyclists waving their arms furiously!
I hope you realized your wish of having many cyclists waving their arms furiously!
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well it seems that maybe you could of jumped of your bike and took care of business then continued. i think riding witha full load would bbe worse then a bit of a mess. you are not the first person i now that has **** themselves.
07-03-02, 07:33 PM
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Originally posted by newmtb
you are not the first person i now that has **** themselves.
you are not the first person i now that has **** themselves.
07-03-02, 07:58 PM
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Did you still go one despite having mushy crap in your tight shorts? Or did you stop and wipe yourself with leaves?
07-03-02, 08:27 PM
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Originally posted by lotek
Thats way more information than I need to know.
even divers don't talk about that one.
Marty
Thats way more information than I need to know.
even divers don't talk about that one.
Marty
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LBM,
the polite term for the boogersnot in a mask is oyster.
Puking thru a reg is not fun, it does however bring
the fish in real close and provide great macro photo
oppertunities.
There are 2 types of divers, those who pee in their
wetsuits, and those who lie about it.
Marty
the polite term for the boogersnot in a mask is oyster.
Puking thru a reg is not fun, it does however bring
the fish in real close and provide great macro photo
oppertunities.
There are 2 types of divers, those who pee in their
wetsuits, and those who lie about it.
Marty
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