one atom says to the other: "i lost an electron", and the second says:"are you sure?", so the first says:"i'm positive"





hahahahhahahahaha




gnein

Hehehe

The neutron said,!? Im neutral on that.!? hohohohohohohoh .!!!!!!!!

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And the moron said "More of these stimulating posts, please!" :-)

I agree.....more more more.....LOL

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When you go to Marine World, how do you tell who in the crowd are Rednecks?



They're the ones with fishing poles

A panda walks into a restaurant and orders dinner. After eating his meal, he shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. Quickly apprenended, he is sent before the judge.

Proclaiming his innocence, he asks the judge to look up 'panda' in the dictionary. The judge reads, 'Panda - large Asian mammal. Eats shoots and leaves."

This one is pretty ordinary...
 

Once upon a time, in a place far, far away there was the land of Tate. In this land there was a beautiful princess. One day, the princess went to her father (the king) and said: "I want to marry Phil Liggett"

"But you can't marry Phil Liggett!" Her father replied. When asked why not, his answer was: "Well, you are the princess of Tate, and he's just a COMMON-Tator."

Chris