:cry:

dear god make it stop

:D

Is that one of those spandex body suits that was on the Today show this morming?

The Tron Guy:

http://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/

Don't know how it looks...But, after I get back a ride makes me feel good..Like to invite my wife in for a shower...Must be the power shower with pulsating spray. often go into the shower with my cycling gear on? fast way to get rid of sweat.sort of you rub my back , I will rub yours..

I live out in the country, and I have this one neighbor who looks at me whenever I'm in my cycling wear (or my Rennfest tights) and you can tell by the look on his face he's thinking, "Whassa matter with you boy? You some kinda queer?". On the flipside, there's a girl next door who's around 19-20 who constantly stares at my ass. She even pretends to come outside for a smoke sometimes when I'm loading up the car for our "away from home" ride. Normally she does her smoking on the deck out back :p

Do I feel sexy in spandex? Not in the sense that I think I look sexy to other people, I know I don't, because I'm rather heavy (not tron guy heavy though). However, I do enjoy wearing spandex, so it feels sexy to me, if that makes any sense. I guess fetish would be the right word for it. :p

On a good cycling year, when I work hard at loosing weight. Have had cat calls from women by-standers - along with others in our group..that makes one feel good about oneself. gotta push it this year. cat calls makes ones day.

Well... I don't know about anyone else, but I sometimes scare off the girls.

Y'see, I've got an Amadillo in me trousers.


/Spinal Tap


:D

:D and still laughing. yes, that was me yelling yesterday!

Feel sexy? Am sexy. Always.

Best post so far in this thread. You know exactly where I'm coming from ;)

[Homer Simpson Voice] Am I turning you on? [/Homer Simpson Voice]

Oops!!! :o

You owe me a gray hair, I guess. :D

And for those of you who want more of that, go to bikerfox.com !!!

Eever wonder about the effects of cycling itself..What for women they call it 'bicycle smile."? Can it effect men as well? Seems often ,if not knocked out from riding too hard; when I get in the door- a little friskiness sounds in order..
maybe, coincidence, wife snaps at my shorts? usually does when am in bike kit. so is it the shorts, the wife hassling me about the shorts , or just the shorts? or does sitting in the saddle give all of us 'bicycle smile'.

Oh MY! It's a darn good thing I'm reading this on my own time instead of at work. I'm laughing so
hard there are tears rolling out of my eyes.

Did y'all check the OP's avatar? He is definitely testing the stretchability of his lycra!

Blame the avatar size restrictions :mad:

potential poll....Any answers.
The need for friskiness after a ride. ?
1. Mr. Frederick needs escape the lycra prison?
2. Intimacy with the saddle gets you going.
3. watching opposite sex in lycra.
4. significant other hassles you in bike kit.

Lycra is wierd. Because I commute and tour, I only wear lycra shorts UNDER my cargo shorts. When in the city (commuting) or out in BFE (touring), I'd rather not be caught in lycra shorts! Ever see Deliverance? I've had some pretty strange looks from people!

They do work. Yea, I wear 'em. It's my little secret!

Dang those hemmoroids are inflammed, bust be painful riding on them... :D

ok who is this guy? iv been seeing wierd pics of him in several different threads now.

Endorphins for me.
I just finished my ride.
now where did I leave my date?!!!

jharte..maybe small town living. ? don't care what others think. was not Deliverance canoeing on a river..amazing never did see it. reason, i only put on soccer shorts over lycra when I get off the bike..not during the ride.
no ones business. don't care. plus, wearing regular shorts on the saddle. cuffs get in the way of the saddle horn..rips apart seams of regular shorts in no time.
plus, w/o the cuff of regular shorts..I just ride better. less restrictive.

Biker Fox